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Postby juraji » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:53 am

SketchMan3 wrote:145. Cussing, feces, meaningless violence, etc. are consider "adult" humor.

lol yeah. For video games it is. In movies it's not >.<!

146. Why can't the rate games like they do movies!? Or contain the same cussing, vomiting, violence, meaningless other stuff in games as they do movies!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Postby crazy.neo » Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:54 am

147. Pussies that think that video game violence influenciates kids
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Postby dgrams2000 » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:19 pm

crazy.neo wrote:147. Pussies that think that video game violence influenciates kids

148. Being called a pussy, because in some dark recess of my mind I think that VG violence is a 'very small part' of the whole 'Bigger Picture' of teenager violence.
I don't blame games as a definite reason for violence now a days, but would never rule it out either. Just my opinion.
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Postby troubletcat » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:29 pm

149. They cause threads like these to be made where people point out what's wrong with them.

150. They steal your soul and never give it back.

151. With video games you have a manual that tells you how to do everything. This is not true IRL. This may be a bug with IRL, on second thoughts.

152. They raped Jack Thompson as a child, and now he hates them.

153. They inspire people to create **** webcomics.

154. They inspire people to -read- **** webcomics.

155. I think of lots of things wrong with them and this post starts including too many points as a result.

156. Cats think Game CDs make good scratching posts. They do, but it ***** up the game.

157. I do not want to 'Challenge everything'

158. This post is getting too long, I'll probably be ninja'd and ave to change all the numbers. This is video games fault.

159. In video games, I can get laid. This is not true to life.

160. Some people have Cyber sex in MMOs... wtf?

161. No one wants to have cyber sex with me in video games.

162. It's hard to think of 500 things wrong with video games. This is a fault.
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Postby juraji » Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:15 pm

160. Some people have Cyber sex in MMOs... wtf?
Quoted ftw. But humping people on Gaia is fun!! ^o^
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Postby isoluta » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:10 pm

163. all movie to game games sucks
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Postby dgrams2000 » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:46 pm

isoluta wrote:163. all movie to game games sucks

(except EA's LOTR: Return of the King - Its gotta be in my top 10 of all time)


164. all games made into movies suck (w/the exception of Tomb Raider (I) and Mortal Kombat (I) )

165. Wii has been out a year and a half, and there are NO LIGHTSABER GAMES YET!
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Postby crazy.neo » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:54 pm

dgrams2000 wrote:164. all games made into movies suck (w/the exception of Tomb Raider (I) and Mortal Kombat (I) )

165. Wii has been out a year and a half, and there are NO LIGHTSABER GAMES YET!

164. lulwut? Tomb Raider? It sucked!
165. You couldn't handle that kind of power! We are not ready!!!
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Postby juraji » Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:58 pm

dgrams2000 wrote:164. all games made into movies suck (w/the exception of Tomb Raider (I) and Mortal Kombat (I) )

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Postby Jama7301 » Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:36 am

166. Sometimes the things you pwn, end up pwning you.
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Postby Davoir2000 » Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:35 am

167 - They inspire people to create youtube videos as an ego booster
168 - Above mentioned youtube videos then aid in the destruction of your ego when everyone and their dog starts bashing you
169 - To tease you they release images from upcoming games so far in advance that you are crazy to the point of absolute carnage until the game is released, then you buy it and its an average game, with the exception of GoW, and the Halo series.
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Postby skaniol » Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:39 am

170 - they are addicting like narcotics
171 - they are consuming too much of your "free" time
172 - they may cause you to lose lots of nerve cells when you are losing ingame.
173 - they are the reason of many real life troubles
174 - the game hardware is too expensive
175 - the game software is too expensive
176 - when you beat the game it usually becomes boring
177 - you rarely use your other parts of the body except your hands to play video games
178 - they are full of bugs
179 - all your base are belong to us
180 - Somebody set up us the bomb
181 - some games are not the best and yet become the most played games
182 - they are full of cheats
183 - they are full of cheaters
184 - playing video games is not a good thing -> general view by the ones who doesn't play
185 - playing VG is still not better than making love/sex
186 - most of the cool things in the video games doesn't exist in the real life or are wrong
187 - they can inspire terrorist or give them some knowledge
188 - you may be one of the best in some video game but you can be a full retard in the real world despite of this
189 - young children playing VG may get a wrong view on the real life if they trust the content in the video games
190 - they require too much dedication and time if you want to be one of the best on them
191 - some little kid can be a lot more better than you if spend more times than you on playing the games <;
192 - most of them are single player
193 - you can't fix your real life problems by playing VGs (well, usually)
194 - there are too many video game platforms
195 - there isn't a good video game based on the terminator movies which is worth more than the movies
196 - there isn't a good virtual reality yet in the video games
197 - there are better things to do in life than playing video games
198 - most VGs have a crappy A.I. or it is not good enough
199 - some VGs are impossible to beat by normal logic and you need to find the bug in the A.I. to make a tactic and follow a pattern to beat the game
200 - our human life won't be enough to finish pointing out all of the things which are wrong about video games

I wanted to reach 200 <;
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Postby hzac » Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:50 am

201 - Completing a videogame does not gaurentee you get laid
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Postby nobby76 » Sat Jan 26, 2008 1:53 am

hzac wrote:201 - Completing a videogame does not gaurentee you get laid

But it can help.......................... esp if you add roofies into the equation
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Postby juraji » Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:39 am

Wtf are roofies?

Pwning in Kingdom Hearts and Guitar Hero help me to get laid. Without my skills, I would've never f*cked her. Gamer chicks just like that I guess..
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