Bad Translator

[Dared00]

So i was playing with Bad Translator when THIS happened:

Original text:

"Welcome to the unofficial FretsOnFire forum. The forums here are intended to help others share information about FretsOnFire. Please feel free to make yourself at home."

...54 translations later we get:

"Welcome fretsonfire fretsonfire reported support for another platform. No need to worry about"

OMG FRETS ON FIRE ON XBOX!!!11!!1!!

[Stefan_Alfons]

This made no sense at all.

Original text:

"Every tank will play things a little differently, but the Blood style is generally the least varied. A standard talent spec will use Death Rune Mastery (DRM) along with Death Strike (DS) to generate 2-4 Death runes with the two FU pairs. "

...54 translations later we get:

"We are a little different, your life (I)) natural Disasters (about 2 silver, 2 and 4 (the) to support the activities to meet later on life can change."

Maybe that shows that tanking in WoW is actually a Disaster.

[KTownEgghead]

Original text:

"Check out KTownEgghead's videos. They're freaking amazing dude."

...25 translations later we get:

"See KTownEgghead video. You're funny."

Original text:

"I can pretty much type anything I want into here. It's going to suck whether I try to make it make sense or not. Hahaha :P"

...25 translations later we get:

"Instead, write. Successful or not. Lol:"

Original text:

"Site Announcements: WANTED: PHP programmers to help work on our new song database! More info HERE"

...25 translations later we get:

"Advertise With Us: A new PHP programmers to find song! Learn more"

EDIT: Best one yet.

Original text:

"This translator fails at life. Also, the game. Vedicardi is not a good troll anymore and it makes me sad. Did you know that ostriches have fifty toes and eighty five penises? I didn't know that either. Hahaha."

...25 translations later we get:

"Compiler can not escape. Also in the party. Vedicardi not enough sleep, I am very sad. You know, ostrich, and fingers, 55 and 80 in the tire? I do not know. Lol."

And after 54 translations...

Original text:

"This translator fails at life. Also, the game. Vedicardi is not a good troll anymore and it makes me sad. Did you know that ostriches have fifty toes and eighty five penises? I didn't know that either. Hahaha."

...54 translations later we get:

"Half the city can not Interpreters of dreams, who knows every bird $ 55.80 kms to vedikardi want? Lol, I know."

[Maartah]

There I was, completely naked with a gun in my hand."

...54 translations later we get:

"Vietnamese"


"Me, myself and I!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Sam and I"

[MopHead]

Original text:

"I'm off to jail... I mean, school. Sorry, I can't tell the difference."

...10 translations later we get:

"Now I was in prison ... school fund. Unfortunately, I see no difference."

Original text:

"I've felt the hate rise up in me Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves I wander out where you can't see Inside my shell I wait and bleed"

...10 translations later we get:

"I feel to contact me hate my nose and remove the stone left roaming, you can see my shell, waiting for blood"

Original text:

"People equal ****. People equal ****. People equal ****. People equal ****."

...10 translations later we get:

"This is very bad .. Many people have the same equality of dog feces droppings. Equality and human waste."

[RedShadow]

"**** you OP. **** you."

...56 translations later we get:

"Optyonal record to the death penalty. Paula."

[aander91]

I entered my last post:

"DJ Paxx is a good graphic artist. He's on Fans more frequently than here though. He takes requests pretty frequently. "

...54 translations later we get:

"Dow Jones pens fans better enjoy the entire program."

[OzzyOzrock]

"I hate destroying cake with a large mallet as it really damages the texture."

...25 translations later we get:

"Hatred against the destruction of fetish cake quality is not really the problem."



"Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means. However, "general idea" isn't exactly accurate; the translator literally translates (word for word) the text."

...54 translations later we get:

"Policy, directly translated text) is a valid measure. (Explain what is your favorite."

[Electro Tomato]

"Although many mainstream metalcore bands claim influence from anyone from Dimmu Borgir, Pantera, or Slayer, many decide to make music to please others, and as such travel down a road of impure and low quality music and become crappy sellout bands."

...54 translations later we get:

"Dimmu contact organization called tiger or a combination of road damage. Kirametarukoabando its Affiliates, and other high draw"

[JanZuKa]

Kirametarukoabando

Is that a word?

[Stefan_Alfons]

I googled for it, and guess what's the only result:
This page.
So, no, it's not a word.

[OzzyOzrock]

"I am the antichrist."

...54 translations later we get:

"I jeokgeuriseudoneunipnida."

[JanZuKa]

jeokgeuriseudoneunipnida

I believe that's not a word either

Original text:

"Stargate sg-1 is a great science fiction show. It has lots of action, humor and cool effects. It also produced a great spin-off series Stargate Atlantis"

...54 translations later we get:

"Q .1 interesting property of neighbors and "stargate: Atlantis, much in March"

[Electro Tomato]

lol specifically communicative usertitle yo mommy jokes

what will they think of next?

[RedShadow]

"lol. Specifically communicative usertitle yo mommy jokes. What will they think of next?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Choose your platform description lol. We see the future."