King Of The Hill

[Metallicaholic666]

I take a poop on the hill and everyone leaves the hill because it stinks so bad

my poop's hill

[thebocaj]

A rabbit passes by and eats the poop. I'm the only person who sees this, so I sneak up to the hill.

My hill.

[gunder]

As other members approach to claim the hill, you want that poop back the rabbit ate which only you saw, so you go down and look for the rabbit.

My hill while youre searching.

[slashfan7964]

I punch you square in the face, and send you to the moon.


My hill.

[thebocaj]

I punch you circle in the face, and send you to Japan.

My hill.

[kamakazikilla]

i contemplate a joke about china, but i decide against it, seeing as it's a big red flag....

while you're either laughing at my joke, or struggling to understand it, i lock you in a one dimensional universe, NO MORE SHAPES...

my hill...

[tibiazak]

Before you have time to enjoy your reign as king of the hill, i drop you into Flatland. Have fun having only two dimensions!

Mah hill.

[kamakazikilla]

you can keep the hill... anyone who knows flatland is too BA to kick off... enjoy your stay...

[Metallicaholic666]

I spam t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tibi everywhere that you get so sick of it that you kill yourself

my hill

[sonicandshadow97]

Chick Norris.

My hill.

But really, I walk up the hill and beat the living sh*t out of you

[kamakazikilla]

how fortunate, the sh*t in me is never alive... that was a narrow escape...

since your battle plan doesn't work...

my hill

[estemshorn]

i send gui-gui up to the hill and he keeps asking you if you "except requests" until you shoot yourself


my hill

[sonicandshadow97]

I get my evil wizards (Wow they're getting old ) To eat you.

My hill.

[gunder]

Your evil wizards die of old age and you're helpless.

My hill.

[thebocaj]

You discover that you will die in 7 seconds unless someone presses "the big red button". The button is 4 seconds from sonicandshadow, but he's too busy mourning the death of his wizards to help you, so you die by electric chair. (Don't ask)

I jump from the ground and claim the hill.

My hill.