The Vending Machine REDUX

[BSRaven]

Here's a replay of a more popular game that was most unfortunately wiped from the face of FOF.net.

The flow:

1: I will start by putting something into a vending machine.
2: The next poster will tell me what I get out, and then they will put it in.
3: The poster after that will tell the poster before them what they get out, and will then put something in.
4: Rinse and repeat steps 2 and 3.

The only rule? It doesn't have to be related to what goes in.

E.g.:

1: I put a can of hotdogs in.
2: You get a burrito out. I put my grandma in.
3: You get me. I put the burrito back in.
(etc., etc.)

I'll start:

I put a sandwich in.

[KTownEgghead]

You get Marvin.

I put a 9V battery in.

[LedfortheHead]

You get a H.P. Lovecraft novel

i put in my dog

[BSRaven]

You get rabies.

I put my depression from last night in.

[MarvinPA]

You get me again! :D

I put in Lost.

[ssjfulkon198]

You get eyeliner!

I put a banana in. (my ear! :D)

[BSRaven]

You get a makeover.

I put ssjfulkon198 in.

[ssjfulkon198]

You get a pet Jesus.

I put a llama in!

[KTownEgghead]

You get a duck.

I put a chain tied BSR in.

[rednano12]

You get a BSRaven with no limbs

I put a burrito in

[tibiazak]

you get an illegal alien from mexico.

i put in Tool.

[anthman852]

you get fail

i put in

[Mylittlepony]

You get

I put in $999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

[ssjfulkon198]

You get nothing but the satisfaction of donating $999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 to a vending machine!

I put in a Solid Gold (w/ Platinum Plating) guitar slide, custom made for John Petrucci. (this does nto exist as far as I know)

[anthman852]

The machine says..."Why?"

I shove BSR in.