Corrupt-a-wish

[funnyfrets117]

Granted, but the copy of the game was a copied disc. Your console recognizes this and blows up, killing you in the process.

I wish "Weird" Al would put out a new album soon

[evilbobthebob]

Granted, but it isn't even remotely funny. In fact he sings about fluffy bunnies for the entire CD. You go insane.

I wish I could travel to any period of time I want and safely return.

[funnyfrets117]

Granted, but after your safe return the Libyians shoot you down for ripping them off for their uranium to get to the other time period. (To anyone who's a slow thinker, that is a Back to the Future reference )

I wish Obama would mess up during his inaugural Address like 80 times.

[kpChadR08]

Granted, but then Ashton Kutcher pops out and yells, "America! You've just been PUNK'D!!!"
And Obama then does his inaugural address with no flaws at all.


I wish something bad wouldn't happen.

[anthman852]

Granted, your girlfriend just died.

I wish for a new emoticon.

[kpChadR08]

I said WOULDN'T happen, idiot.

I demand you re-do your grant.

[anthman852]

I said WOULDN'T happen, idiot.

I demand you re-do your grant.

*feels stupid and redoes wish*

Granted, but now you are the best at everything, meaning that everyone in the whole world is begging at your door for help. This causes you to go crazy and...(you see where it is going).

Now...I wish for a new emoticon.

[Electro Tomato]

I said WOULDN'T happen, idiot.

I demand you re-do your grant.

*feels stupid and redoes wish*

Granted, but now you are the best at everything, meaning that everyone in the whole world is begging at your door for help. This causes you to go crazy and...(you see where it is going).

Now...I wish for a new emoticon.

Granted, but it is a smiley masturbating, which is gross...

I wish for something that is and not but shall and what should not be but might be if is it was.

[kpChadR08]

Granted, just granted.


I wish that last wish made sense so I could corrupt it.

[Razlo7]

Granted, but being able to understand it you become a huge nerd and your friends leave you.

I wish Pup would be sober

[Gerinych]

Granted, but the withdrawal effect kills him.

I wish this forum wouldn't be full of leechers.

[kpChadR08]

Granted, but now its full of spammers. So many, the mods make 30 moderators to help get rid of them all. But, its still not enough. FOF is taken over by spammers, and then eventually dies.


I wish it would stop snowing!!

[NinjAstar]

Granted, it stops snowing but it becomes -30 degrees or more outside. (Just like where I live )

I wish that I could corrupt wishes more creatively.

[1Eddy213]

granted, but you now cannot do anything creatively except corrupt a wish
I wish i had a Xbox360

[Kermit4Prez]

Granted, but it gets the Red Ring of Death right after your warranty expires, and on that same day, all the companies that could fix it go out of business.

I wish bad things would happen to me. (did I say that already? Can't remember)