Corrupt-a-wish

[anthman852]

Granted, but I send a hit man to kill you since you were too damn stupid to figure it out in the first place.

I wish for a hit man to kill tomato.

[Razlo7]

Granted, but the hitman has schizophrenia and ends up killing himself.

I wish I had really hot gf

[Dr Rockso]

Granted, but she is hot to only a blind chubby chaser.

I wish to be granted no wishes.

[kawaii_kumiko69]

Granted, but then I granted it.

I wish for some orange juice.

[anthman852]

Granted, you get a drop.

I wish for more wishes.

[kpChadR08]

Granted, but you can ONLY wish for more wishes.

I wish for time to slow down.

[quakegod667]

Granted. For 1 second. Then time goes even faster, causing you to miss work, your doctor's appointments and your gf's sexxxy party... all at the same time.

I wish we weren't running out of wishes.

[BSRaven]

Wish granted. There are now too many wishes to choose from.

I wish you never had to moisturise your eyes.

[funnyfrets117]

Granted, you are now given the choice whether or not to moisturize them. You choose not to, and your eyes shrivel up and fall out of your skull.

I wish I were big.

[Isuka123]

your wish is granted, but now everybody in the univers grows insanly huge, and then you are as tiny as an ant!

i wish i have rob halford like voice

[BSRaven]

Granted, but then Rob Halford sues you for stealing his voice.

I wish for GHWT PS3.

[quakegod667]

Granted. You now have an Atari Jaguar.

I wish I didn't have a PC capable of playing Crysis.

[BSRaven]

Granted. You have NO PC at all.

I wish to trade this Atari Jaguar for a PS3.

[funnyfrets117]

Granted, you get the best PS3 that exists. It belonged to Kazuo Hirai (CEO/President of Sony Computer Entertainment) and was magically teleported to you and your Atari disappears.

Oh wait, I forgot.....when you touch it, it detects your fingerprint and self-destructs, killing you in the process.

I wish I had a horse,
A bright and shiny horse,
A horse I could call my own!!!
(from a song byThe Chipmunks)

[kpChadR08]

Granted, but it doesn't like you. So, everytime you go near it, it bites you.

I wish people were smarter.