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Omegle.com

Postby warhol » Sat Apr 04, 2009 2:16 am

I love messing with strangers.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ARE YOU HUMAN?
Stranger: YAH MANG
You: OR ARE YOU DANCER?
Stranger: NAW MANG
Stranger: YOU?
You: I'M NEITHER DUDE
You: I'M A CHAIR
You: I'M JUST USING THE COMPUTER WHILE THE GUY WHO WAS SITTING ON ME IS OUT TAKING A DUMP
Stranger: YO FO SRS DOG?
You: SRS
You: DUDE WE WAS LIKE, BREAKIN WIND ALL OVER MY FACE
You: OH ****
You: HE
Stranger: YO MAN THATS NASTY
You: ****
You: HE'S COMING BACK
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Spoiler:You: They think they can trick me with those advertisments asking me to go to their
You: their
Stranger: heil hittler
You: organizations
You: and I know they'll gay rape me
You: Like the gay people they are
Stranger: dont listen to the man maaan
You: Hmm
You: I bet you're a hippie nazi
Stranger: just relax and lets go to marzzzz dude
You: Those non-conforming conformists
You: Mars?
Stranger: yeah man my eyes are open
You: Why mars? When you can go to neptune or something
You: Damn neptune, tryin to be independent
You: Being all sideways with those rings
You: Thinks he's bein gangsta
Stranger: thats just galactic dust dude.
You: More like a ho
Stranger: ****
You: I bet it's some kinda sexual thing neptune gets from uranus
You: ****?
You: I bet uranus is
You: uranus is HUGE
Stranger: **** space ****
You: Dude
You: I think you got it wrong
Stranger: edud
You: Space **** live in andromeda
Stranger: ill andromeda your mom
You: Iunno how you're gonna do that
You: But I'd like to see you try
You: Cause, contrary to popular belief
You: My mom is not bigger than my couch
Stranger: ill penetrate her orbit during my re entury
You: With your space shuttle, I bet
You: So
You: What kinda bands are you into?
Stranger: my Ares V son over 300 tons of shazam
You: D:
You: That
You: I dunno what that is
You: But it sounds scary
Stranger: new era
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby Gerinych » Sat Apr 04, 2009 2:37 am

That;s so weird, I found this website just today and now you're posting about it. Had a pretty long convo with someone.
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby warhol » Sat Apr 04, 2009 2:51 am

A lot of the people there are from brazil D:
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby RaianTheFallen » Sat Apr 04, 2009 2:56 am

Dude, this site rules.

Stranger: hey
You: Yo.
Stranger: yo.
Stranger: whats up
You: .oy
You: pu stahw
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby MarvinPA » Sat Apr 04, 2009 3:17 am

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Stranger: hi
You: Moo
Stranger: Moo to you, too...
You: Thanks.
Stranger: Are you ok with me asking if you're a girl or boy?
You: Yeah sure. Male. Yourself?
Stranger: Female.
Stranger: Usually.
You: lol wat

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Re: Omegle.com

Postby warhol » Sat Apr 04, 2009 3:49 am

I tried to look for Marvin with nothing better to do. If you see someone say Moo, it Might be me.

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You: Marvin?
Stranger: omg
Stranger: how did you know?
You: Seriously, are you marvin?
Stranger: yeah
You: On the forum and stuff
Stranger: whos this again?
Stranger: ya
You: ...
You: You're not marvin
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You: Marvin?
Stranger: You are in a dark maze of twisty passages, all alike.
Stranger: You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
You: Turn Left!
Stranger: You are in a dark maze of twisty passages, all alike.
You: Uhm
Stranger: You are still likely to be eaten by a grue.
You: Turn Left?
Stranger: You are in a dark maze of twisty passages, all alike.
Stranger: You can hear the grue getting closer, now.
You: Oh damn.
You: Nevermind
You: Turn back and eat the grue myself
Stranger: This grue is delicious!
Stranger: You are now satiated.
You: Yeah!
You: That means satisfied, right?
Stranger: ...
Stranger: http://www.dictionary.com
You: Haha
Stranger:
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You: Marvin?
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You: Marvin?
Stranger: Ted?
You: James?
Stranger: Clara?
You: Rose?
Stranger: Maurice?
You: I don't think you're Marvin
Stranger: I could be!
Stranger: Don't be so **** quick to judge!
Stranger: ****!
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Stranger: Hi
You: Marvin?
Stranger: Jess?
You: Maurice?
Stranger: well the **** alarm just went off
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You: Marvin?
Stranger: ZOMG ZOMBIES
Stranger: oh yah
Stranger: hey whats up
Stranger: I'm marvin martian
You: Wrong marvin
Stranger: i have a gun
Stranger: and ****
You: Maybe I could settle with you
Stranger: and i double fist grandmas
You: For awhile
You: ...
You: But
You: WHY?
You: Why not grandpas?
You: Or maybe dogs
Stranger: cuz its my occupation
You: Ah
Stranger: professional fister
You: So you learned it in school?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: med school
You: Wow
You: Where'd you go to school?
Stranger: Fistjagma
Stranger: Highschool
You: Damn
Stranger: yep
You: I didn't know high school had courses
Stranger: got like a 4.1 gpa
You: Dayum
Stranger: cuz i doesnt afraid of anything
You: You must be really good a fisting
Stranger: REALLY
Stranger: like you dont even know
You: Sorry
Stranger: like I seriously could fist the wind storm on jupiter
Stranger: and jupiter would be like
Stranger: OMG
You: I didn't know I was in the prescence of a God
Stranger: A FIST GOD
You: But you're not Marvin
You: So goodbye
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but i am marvin martian
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You: Marvin?
Stranger: the marshin?
You: ....
You: Oh God
You have disconnected.

Last edited by warhol on Sat Apr 04, 2009 4:03 am, edited 2 times in total.
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby random0guy » Sat Apr 04, 2009 3:53 am

Spoiler:You: heylo
Stranger: Good day sir
You: good day to you too
You: Fine weather has been bestowed unto us today
You: Do you not agree?
Stranger: no, i'm santa claus
Stranger: i never agree
You: well, but that means I'm talking to noone cos santa isn't rel
You: real*
You: yeah
Stranger: INFEDEL!
You: RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: take my fury
Stranger: you lost your faith
You: faith?
You: santa isn't in my faith
Stranger: so i stop carrying you gift. obviously
You: you never game me gift
You: you're mean
You: i hate you
Stranger: so you are the devil's child
You: no, I am not
Stranger: or should i call you Anonymous?
You: you can call me...
You: yeah, Anonymous
You: and I am not the devil's child
Stranger: well
Stranger: no
Stranger: you are my son
You: neither is santa an aspect of faith, he is merely a character
Stranger: indeed
You: noo!!!!
You: NEVAR!
Stranger: Shut your **** face ****, you're a boner biting bastard ****!
Stranger: You're an **** i must say
Stranger: you **** you're uncle yesterday!
Stranger: ****!
You: u wanna have a go at me?
Stranger: I's U N C L E **** you! ****!
Stranger: you nevar watched South Park - the movie, do you
You: I did
You: don't worry, I know where that's from
Stranger: ok
You: yeah
Stranger: i must go see my elves
You: you can't
You: they're dead
Stranger: they always hide to smoke crack
You: that's why they died
You: they also died because they never existed
Stranger: nah, elves are immortal
Stranger: are you sure YOU exist, instead?
You: yes
Stranger: prove it
You: i i don't exist, then you don't exist
You: if*
Stranger: ok, i agrre
Stranger: *agree
Stranger: so we both don't exist
You: hahaha, I have got you
You: you said that you never agree!!
You: I win
You: I am justice
Stranger: in a world where nobody exist Santa can Agree
Stranger: because in fact nobody exist to be agree
You: but if nobody exists, santa does not exist and so cannot agree
Stranger: so, i'm going to my elves
You: ok
Stranger: this christmas santa will bring you a ****
You: have fun
Stranger: enjoy it
You: omg
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yeh, one of my first ones went kinda lyk this

Spoiler:You: hello thar
Stranger: r u gey
You: naw
Stranger: damnit NEXT!
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EDIT: I managed to **** someone off

Spoiler:You: hi /b/
Stranger: sup /b/ro
You: u from /b/
Stranger: rule one and two
Stranger: depends if you think they only apply to raids
You: well, no
Stranger: ok then
You: I'm not a common /b/ guy
You: boxxy is queen tho
Stranger: **** YOU NEWFAG
Stranger: i hate boxxy
Stranger: she can burn in the fiery pits of hell
You: boxxy!!!!!
You: /b/ is named after /b/oxxy
Stranger: shes like that cute retarded girl in the back of the classroom
You: no, no, no
Stranger: annoying as ****
Stranger: whats so great about boxxy?
You: i'd luv ot be in that classroom tho
You: what's to hate
You: ?
Stranger: shes annoying as **** and makes me want to shove nails in my ears
Stranger: whats to love?
You: well, that's ur problem
Stranger: ?
You: umm
You: err....
You: just....
You: EVERYTHING!!!!
You: rawrawrawr
Stranger: for example?
You: everything doesn't need an example
You: its just everything and anything
Stranger: cuz your just jumping on the bandwagon
You: so r u
Stranger: i have a legitimate reason
You: so do I
Stranger: i find her horribly annoying
You: i just don't wish to express it
Stranger: thats what i thought
You: i don't find her that annoying tbh
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 8
You: and you?
Stranger: 18
You: hmmm
You: icwatudidthar
Stranger: seriously?
Stranger: dont start spittin over 9000's or i hear you liek mudkipz at me
You: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: **** off

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Re: Omegle.com

Postby crazy.neo » Sat Apr 04, 2009 5:34 am

This is so... dumb. Yet strangely amusing.
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby Killmaster222 » Sat Apr 04, 2009 5:58 am

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Stranger: Hi, do you like mudkips?
You: No
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby warhol » Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:53 am

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You: Jesus
Stranger: Christ!
You: I just talked to an angry Brazilian
Stranger: Lol, me too. It's so many Brazilians-trolls here
You: Just asked where I'm from
You: And I said philippines
You: Then I think he **** me in brazilian
You: Then left
You: I was like, wtf?
Stranger: :)) But... what if they aren't trolls?o_0
Stranger: Poor brazilian guys
You: You mean he might actually have been saying something not offensive?
Stranger: spending they're last money on internet
Stranger: Well
Stranger: There is a possibility of it)
You: Well
You: That never crossed my mind
You: I think they're naturally angry
You: Which is why they love soccer
You: They wanna kick balls all day
Stranger: Soccer though less angry than football
You: They don't wanna get hurt. They just wanna vent out anger
You: Which is why they kick balls
Stranger: Tha main thing is that's not OUR balls =))
You: You, my friend, have a point
You: But they should keep it to balls
You: And keep their feet off the internet
Stranger: Yeah, that's true
You: I think they type with their feet
You: And like, their arms are limp
You: Which is why there are no Brazilian basketball teams
You: Cause they know they suck at Basketball
You: Or something to that effect
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby KTownEgghead » Sat Apr 04, 2009 10:11 am

D: People don't like my stories.

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You: EEE
You: So I was taking a dump
You: And then I **** all over the wall.
You: Then I told myself
You: "I should tell someone on Omegle.com
Stranger: okay
You: So I'm here.
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Stranger: hi
You: Eh.
You: Ich spreche kein Englisch
You: Ich bin Deutsch
Stranger: what
You: Du sprichts Deutsch?
You: lol
You: jk
You: NOT
You: Do you like Mudkips?
You: This is sad.
You: My mommy told me to never talk to strangers.
You: MOO
You: Where's Warhol.
You: And Marvin.
You: D:
You: Someone's not talking.
You: BAI
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I love trolls

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Stranger: my name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd it
You: Hello.
You: Hey Docter Jack.
Stranger: my name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd it
You: Yes.
You: You told me that.
Stranger: my name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd it
Stranger: my name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd it
You: Good.
You: Good.
Stranger: my name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd it
You: Good.
You: Good.
Stranger: my name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd it
You: Good.
You: Good.
Stranger: my name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd it
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You: You are a penis.
You: You are a penis.
You: You are a penis.
Stranger: my name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd it
You: You are a penis.
You: You are a penis.
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You: You are a penis.
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You: You are a penis.
Stranger: my name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd it
You: You are a penis.
You: You are a penis.
You: You are a penis.
You: You are a penis.
You: You are a penis.
You: You are a penis.
You: You are a penis.
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You: I wi
You: n
You: n
You: n
You: n
You: You lose
Stranger: my name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd it
Stranger: my name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd it
Stranger: my name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd it
You: TROOLLLL
You: You are a penis.
You: You are a penis.
You: You are a penis.
You: You are a penis.
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You: You are a penis.
You: You are a penis.
Stranger: my name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd itmy name is mike hunt please call my father doctor jack mehoff tell him my dixie wrecked and he is sofa king wee todd it
You: You are a penis.
You: You are a penis.
You: You are a penis.
You: You are a penis.
You: You are a penis.
You: You are a penis.
Stranger: wait]
You: v
Stranger: wait
You have disconnected.



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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Oh boy.
You: I shouldn't talk to strangers.
You: But I'm looking for Pedobear
You: He owes me money.
You: Can you point me in his general direction?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you know Warhol?
Stranger: Andy?
You: NO SILLY!
You: Warhol!
You: From the Frets on Fire Fan Forum!
You: Of COURSE you know her.
You: I've been waiting for you my whole life.
Stranger: negative
You: You're my soul mate.
You: We are MEANT for each other.
You: ...
Stranger: nice
You: That's all I got.
You: You have to hold your end of the bargain now.
You: Tie me to the bed post
You: And whip me
You: And tell me how naughty I've been
You: Because I'M A NAUGHTY PHOTO BOOTH
Stranger: mom is that you?
You: Yes, son.
You: Sorry.
You: I've been a little stressed out lately.
You: And I needed to tell someone about how my son is a **** hole.
Stranger: i c
You: O_O
You: BAI
You have disconnected.

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Re: Omegle.com

Postby crazy.neo » Sat Apr 04, 2009 10:18 am

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey there
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: 14/f/cali
Stranger: cali?
You: california, silly
Stranger: cool
You: wanna rp?
Stranger: y
You: I put on my robe and wizard hat
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby Rapt0r » Sat Apr 04, 2009 10:20 am

Spoiler:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ohi
Stranger: its britney ****
You: Oh?
Stranger: yea
You: Oh!
Stranger: theres only 2 kinds of ppl in the world
You: oh?
Stranger: ones that entertain
Stranger: and the ones that observe
You: Oh.
Stranger: well baby im a put on a show kind of girl
Stranger: dont like the back seat
You: Oh?
Stranger: gotta be 1st
You: Oh.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Omegle.com

Postby KTownEgghead » Sat Apr 04, 2009 10:25 am

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey stranger.
You: Do you know Pedobear?
Stranger: hi
You: well.
Stranger: no
You: You're about as much fun as me rotting with my dead cat in the river.
You: ...
You have disconnected.



Mmk. THE BEST ONE I'VE HAD ALL DAY :D

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Stranger: hii
You: 'Ello.
Stranger: asl?
You: I need a hug.
Stranger: im horny
You: OOh
You: Thats nice
Stranger: mm
You: Jesus will save you
Stranger: wanna help me out?
You: He will take your craving
You: And put it twords God's love
You: Because HE SHALL SAVE YOU ALL
Stranger: eeew no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



I can't find anyone. I'm just going around asking if you're from the FOF-FF.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FOF-FF?
Stranger: hey:)
You: Hi thar.
Stranger: SOS-SS



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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FOF-FF?
Stranger: I love chocolate !
You: CHOCOLATE
You: NOM NOM NOM OM NOM NOM NOM
Stranger: O RLY
You: YA RLY
Stranger: R U SERUS
You: TOTALY SRSSS!!!
You: LIKE LOL
You: NOT.
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby warhol » Sat Apr 04, 2009 10:41 am

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: STRANGER DANGER
You: STRANGER DANGER
You have disconnected.

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