Omegle.com

Everything else in here
This topic is 14 years and 5 months old. Instead of replying, please begin a new topic, or search for another related topic that may be more suitable.
Japanese Ambassador
shawnoftheedead
Member
Posts: 159
Joined: July 2nd, 2007
Location: Just Look Up//
Reputation: 0
Contact:

Re: Omegle.com

Postby shawnoftheedead » Sat Aug 15, 2009 5:29 pm

lol look at this...

Spoiler:Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: whats up
You: the sky
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



-EDIT-

I LOL'D so hard at this.

Spoiler:Stranger: 16 bi guy.. will talk to anyone
You: MOTHERF*CKER I TOLD YOU I WORK AT BURGERKING
Stranger: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[table][tr]ImageImage[td]
Bunze
bunze
Member
Posts: 7
Joined: June 7th, 2009
Reputation: 0
Contact:

Re: Omegle.com

Postby bunze » Sat Aug 15, 2009 11:40 pm

LOL neat convo =D

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: llama
You: sheep!
Stranger: cow
You: pig
Stranger: FISHYYY
You: doggy
Stranger: nun
You: cowgirl
Stranger: rapist
Stranger: (dun dun dunnnn)
You: Michel Jackson
You: (dun dun dunnnnnnnnn)
Stranger: IS DEAD
Stranger: BA DUM CHHH
You: Really?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: do you live in a hole?
You: sometimes
Stranger: ah
Stranger: he has been dead for some time now.
You: i know and billy mays and Fahrah Faucet
Stranger: water
You: bottle
Stranger: baby
You: MILK!
Stranger: EWWWw
You: u don't like milk?
Stranger: no
Stranger: yuck
You: i love milk
Stranger: grosssssssss
You: not!
Stranger: YEAH
You: NO!
Stranger: IT IS GROSS LIKE YOUR FACE
Stranger: no offense, of course
You: lol none taken
Stranger: your face is very nive
Stranger: *nice
Stranger: just not so yummy
You: i have a very ungross face btw!
Stranger: have you ever tried to eat it?
You: no why would i want to? and you cannot eat milk u drink it
Stranger: well have you ever tried to drink your face?
You: no lol
Stranger: WELL THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT ITS NOT GROSS
You: i am guessing
Stranger: you guessed wrong
Stranger: *presses button and sends you flying through a tube into a pit of lava)
Stranger: **
You: *button fail*
Stranger: shutup :[
You: mean :'[
Stranger: RAWRIATEYOURFACEWHATCHAGONNADONOWWW
You: lol
You: was it gross?
Stranger: yes, actually
Stranger: *presses other button, sending you flying into a tank of jello and sharks*
You: wait wouldn't the sharks be stuck in the jello??
You: what flavor jello?
Stranger: dont know what flavor. but its blue.
Stranger: and the sharks dont get stuck
Stranger: they eat through it
Stranger: like om nom nom
Stranger: and then they get you
Stranger: and eat you
Stranger: like om nom nom
Stranger: just like the jello!
Stranger: but crunchier
You: lol i don't wanna be eaten by sharks in jello!!!
You: that is blue
Stranger: TOO EFFING BAD.
Stranger: you are destined to die.
You: fine i press the button to send you into the blue jello with sharks as well
Stranger: you cant. you are already dead and you are just a ghost now and ghosts can not press buttons
Stranger: it is impossible
You: i possed my sister and made her do it
Stranger: FAILSPELLING
Stranger: i killed your sister too already by the way
Stranger: have fun in hell
Stranger: BYE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bunze
RPG Making Champion
User avatar
RedEcko
Posts: 3
Joined: July 30th, 2009
Reputation: 0

Re: Omegle.com

Postby RedEcko » Sun Aug 16, 2009 1:44 am

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: age
You: 73
You: u
Stranger: r u kiding
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected



What a genius.
I forget. LETS ROCK!
User avatar
jfosheezy
Member
Posts: 920
Joined: June 22nd, 2008
Location: The deepest pits of hell
Reputation: 1

Re: Omegle.com

Postby jfosheezy » Sun Aug 16, 2009 5:59 pm

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: *presses button and sends you flying through a tube into a pit of lava)
You: i win
Stranger: im melting!
You: YAY
Stranger: MELTING!
You: YAY
Stranger: wait
Stranger: this is orange juice
Stranger: ...
You: oops
You: sorry
Stranger: better be
Stranger: pff
You: *presses other button, sending you flying into a tank of jello and sharks*
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: im being eaten alive
You: YAY!!!!!
Stranger: wait
Stranger: these sharks r teddies..
You: TEDDIES EATS YOU BRAAAIIN
Stranger: NEEEVVVERR
You: NAM NAM NAM
Stranger: i eat teddies
Stranger: Rawr
You: RAWR
You: right back at you
Stranger: ROAR!
You: ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: ROARAZOR!
You: ???
You: wtf was that
You: your gay
Stranger: MAKEING UP WORDS
Stranger: im gay
You: phail
Stranger: im a girl hw can i b gay
You: *your a lesbo
Stranger: ur gay
Stranger: pff
Stranger: sick pervet
You: nope
Stranger: pervert
Stranger: PERVERT
You: i only like the girls
Stranger: obv not
Stranger: ur a ****
You: i have one but im not one
Stranger: what girl would like u
You: kate beckingsale
Stranger: look
Stranger: using ur mums first name doesnt make any difference
Stranger: shes still ur mum
You: no shes a famous actress
You: ever heard of underworld
Stranger: yep
You: or click
Stranger: im going out with justin timberlake
Stranger: ****
You: OHHHH SO YOU ARE A LESBO
Stranger: yes
Stranger: cuz hes a girl
You: FREAKIN SWEET
Stranger: and ur gay
You: nope
Stranger: u love a willy up ur bum eh?
You: nope
Stranger: feel good doesnt it
You: nope
Stranger: suppose u love it wen he ejaculates in u
You: nope
Stranger: makes u have a hard 1 eh
You: nope
Stranger: true
You: nope
Stranger: u dont have a ****
You: nope
Stranger: yep
You: i mean yep :p
Stranger: i new it
You: you know nothing
Stranger: well
Stranger: u told me u dnt
Stranger: so now i do
You: i do
You: and ewww
Stranger: wt age r u
You: 14 YOU PERVERT
You: unless your a hot chick
Stranger: im 12
Stranger: ur the pervert
You: i meant 4
Stranger: i ment 1
You: i mean 644203
Stranger: yup
Stranger: pev
You: SPELLING FAIL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



---- EDIT ----

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hai
You: I made a doody in my pants
Stranger: i hope you wore an adult diaper..
You: nope
You: im freeballin
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

---- EDIT ----

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: HELP
You: no
Your have disconnected.

---- EDIT ----

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: do you like to eat honey?
You: yup
You: im a bear
You: RAWR
Stranger: are you a scary bear?
You: why do you think i said "RAWR"
Stranger: it's a bit like the sound goofy makes. goofy is not scary.
You: but i am
Stranger: do you eat people like me for breakfast?
You: are you a girl?
Stranger: yes
You: then I fnck you (if your hot) then i eat you
You: are you hot
Stranger: people say i am
You: cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



---- EDIT ----

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Russian male 17 with webcam you?
You: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

---- EDIT ----

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: i dont type first
You: DAMN
You have disconnected.
ImageImage
Image
Image
Image
Image
Nicknamed Shamrock
User avatar
Kermit4Prez
Member
Posts: 1507
Joined: February 2nd, 2008
Location: My name is not Shamus
Reputation: 0

Re: Omegle.com

Postby Kermit4Prez » Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:00 am

Stranger: Look, I'm going to be upfront. I have Post Tramatic Stress Disorder from my time in 'nam
You: Cool.
Stranger: COOL!?
Stranger: IS IT COOL!
You: Pretty cool.
Stranger: WOULD JERRY GARFIELD THINK IT WAS COOL WHILE HIS BALLS WERE BEING BLOWN OFF BY A BOUNCING BETTY!?!?
You: Yes.
You: Jerry Garfield was cool.
Stranger: OR WHAT ABOUT FRED THOMPSON WHEN HE WAS GUNNED DOWN BY THE KONG ON A SWIFTBOAT
Stranger: WHAT ABOUT HIM PRIVATE?!
You: KING KONG?
You: That's cool.
Stranger: king kong!?!?!?!
Stranger: HAve you ever taken a GOD DAMN HISTORY CLASS!?
Stranger: You would never have lasted 2 minutes in the north
You: I live in the North.
You: I'm in Massachusetts.
Stranger: VIETNAM YOU DIMWIT!
You: Where's that? Georgia?
Stranger: a'lksndflkasnd
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spoiler:

It's not a real goose, it's only a picture of one.

I forget. LETS ROCK!
User avatar
jfosheezy
Member
Posts: 920
Joined: June 22nd, 2008
Location: The deepest pits of hell
Reputation: 1

Re: Omegle.com

Postby jfosheezy » Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:12 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Look, I'm going to be upfront. I have Post Tramatic Stress Disorder from my time in 'nam
Stranger: hey, can i tell you a joke?
You: A JOKE!?!?!?!?!?!
Stranger: yes, a joke.
You: sure go ahead
Stranger: knock knock.
You: whos there
Stranger: disco
You: disco who?
Stranger: DISCONNECT.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

---- EDIT ----

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: is matthew there?
You: THERE IS NO MATTHEW
THERE IS ONLY ZULE
Stranger: HAIL ZULE
You: thanks
Stranger: your welcome
You: now kneel!!!!
Stranger: *kneels*
You: now make me a sammach
Stranger: BUT THERE IS NO CATSUP LEFT!!!
You: go get some more mortel
You: and put it in the fridge ill get it:p
Stranger: k
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



---- EDIT ----

I LOLED

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: asl
Stranger: 15 m usa u
You: 14 f usa
You: just wondering but how big is your... ya know
Stranger: 6.5 inches y
You: no way mine was 7 inches
Stranger: lol you said you were a girl
You: well i am now
You: almost
You: 1 more op
Stranger: knock knock
You: whos there
You: disco
You: disco who disconect
You: yea i know the joke
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



---- EDIT ----

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: HAIL SATAN
OR SANTA
WHATEVER
I DONT REALLY CARE
Stranger: NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!!
You: awwwww
You: can i at least get some bread stix
Stranger: **** NO!
You: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Stranger: YOU DONT GET ANY PUDDING UNTILL YOU FINISH YOUR MEATS
You: i already did MOM!!!
Stranger: **** YOU SON GO BUY ME SOME WEED!
You: ok!!!!!
you better share and if you dont ill kill you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



---- EDIT ----

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: asl
Stranger: u frist
You: 15 mail uuhhhhhhuhuhuhu
Stranger: male?
Stranger: mail?
You: uhhh like the first on i gus
Stranger: where r u from?
You: that is classified info
Stranger: i see
You: asl
Stranger: u didnt tell me where u r from
You: fine
You: as
Stranger: 20 girl
You: WOAH
You: hey bebe
You: come to butthead
You: uhhhhuhuhhuhhuhuhuhu
You: EMEMHEEMEMHE
You: shut up bevis im trying to score
You: Oh yea EMEMEHE GO BUTTHEAD!!!!!EMEMHE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



onmouseout="this.style.cursor='default'" alt="" />



ImageImage
Image
Image
Image
Image


Uh huhuhuhuhuhuh!
User avatar
crushedsoul1298
Posts: 732
Joined: April 5th, 2008
Reputation: 0
Contact:

Re: Omegle.com

Postby crushedsoul1298 » Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:32 pm

Here I Go Again!!

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: the game
You: FU*K YOU!

You: d*ck
You: ass
Stranger: you LOSE
Stranger: good DAY sir
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.



SPACE!!

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: Hi
You: hi there
Stranger: How's your spacesuit fitting today, friend?
You: pretty good, the first one was a nut hugger
You: but i think i got one that fits
Stranger: that's good.
Stranger: I need a new one.
You: how bout you?
You: ohh
Stranger: Mine got ripped to shreds on my last atmospheric re-entry.
You: omg thats horrible
Stranger: yeah...
You: im goin up at 4am
You: EST
Stranger: Sweet deal.
Stranger: I can't go up again til i find a new suit
You: yeah
Stranger: it's sad! I miss Pluto.
You: i got mine at walSPACEmart
You: i go to the sun
Stranger: mm, you like it warm eh?
You: yeah i do
Stranger: I'm a fan of the iceboarding on Pluto.
You: oh i like running nude on the sun
Stranger: well, as nude as possible right? =P
You: well yeah
You: acourse
You: in other news, the game
Stranger: you just lost it
You: 8===|,,,|=D~~~
You: you too
Stranger: well, i lose a lot.
Stranger: usually cause i forget I'm playing.
You: same here.
Stranger: *nods*
You: well i got to go get ready to go up
You: to space
Stranger: aight
Stranger: have fun!
You: OR YOUR MOMS ASS
You have disconnected.

Bite me.
User avatar
Aeovon
Member
Posts: 157
Joined: October 18th, 2008
Reputation: 0

Re: Omegle.com

Postby Aeovon » Sat Sep 05, 2009 2:21 am

Took me forever to get a good conversation....

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: looking for know chinese
You: nǐ hǎo
Stranger: looking for know chinese
You: 你好
Stranger: 好
Stranger: 哪里的?
You: 得克萨斯慢互联网
Stranger: =。=
Stranger: can I be from mars?
You: how about from saturn?
You: 从土星怎么样?
Stranger: 那更厉害
Stranger: 那你一定是男的了
You: 男性我是…做您喜欢您的鱼起泡沫在肥皂?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Babel Fish Translation:
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You' re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: looking for know chinese
You: nǐ hǎo
Stranger: looking for know chinese
You: Your good
Stranger: Good
Stranger: Where?
You: Texas slow Internet (I only said slow internet to give me time to use babel fish without him/her leaving)
Stranger: =. =
Stranger: can I be from mars?
You: how about from saturn?
You: Is what kind of from Saturn?
Stranger: That fiercer
Stranger: Then you were certainly male You:
The male I am…Is you to like your fish foam in the soap?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



EDIT: tip.. starting a conversation with "hello how are you?" in dutch typically ends in a disconnected ("hello how are you?" being "hello hoe u bent?") :tongue: .
Still Alive and Active, Just busy IRL.

4 Referrals Needed (Couldn't find forum rules against referral links in my sig, if wanted by mod/admin I will remove.)
Teh Bass Wazzard
User avatar
doomtron
Member
Posts: 1083
Joined: March 20th, 2009
Location: Oregon
Reputation: 2
Contact:

Re: Omegle.com

Postby doomtron » Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:25 pm

Not that great but here it is:

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: God?
You: Jesus?
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: DAD!
You: OMG! CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!! /meme
You: XD.
Stranger: lolz
You: wololol.
Stranger: ∑œˆ∂˙å¬∆ç˜∂øˆ¨Ω
Stranger: pretty
You: Hunden din er en banan.
Stranger: åΩ˜µ¬øˆ¨¡™£¢∞§
You: XD lolololol.
Stranger: la primavera?
You: tu horno es frio?
Stranger: Okay i got cold
You: XD.
You: your oven is cold.
Stranger: o
Stranger: lol
You: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Stranger: i know days of the week
Stranger: and seasons
You: congrats.
Stranger: I knows
You: yays xd
You: =D
Stranger: (^.^)
You: >.>..........
You: .............<.<
Stranger: <(.:^_^:.)>
You: <.<>.<>.>
You: (((((((((((((-----_____-----)))))))))))))
Stranger: lolz
You: lolzwolololzorzroflcopterlolcat
Stranger: lolwut?
You: que?
You: uffda!
Stranger: Mal!
You: Katten din er en banan.
You: lololol
Stranger: Lolololololol
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: >.>
Stranger: Calculus do you know it?
You: .......<.<
Stranger: >.<
You: <.>
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



EDIT:
I lol'd.

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: hi.
Stranger: The game.
You: ****.
Stranger: >:D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Image
ImageImage

Scutch-Nukem wrote:Goldfish are like, the perfect goddamn snack, because they're all like "Eat me and my cheesy goodness as well as my friends because we smile back." And while you're munching on their cheesy wheat-y goodness, a person breaks into your home and begins to rob everything you own, because you have some ****' goldfish at hand, they smile back at you with that "Every little thing is going to be alright" kind of look and then you think they're some freaky-ass jamaican goldfish or something but then "Wait, goldfish aren't jamaican. They are canadian, which is why they come in bags." So you end up wanting to hang out with your rastafarian friend but wait, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS. So you end up trying to download the Bob Marley discography but wait, THERE ARE NO SEEDS. Then, when the clock strikes twelve, you realize that your goldfish are quickly running out, and you wonder to yourself "Do goldfish feel pain?" So to test this theory you begin to break them in half, demanding that they give you direct coordinates to the rebel base. But they say nothing, so you continue to munch on their cheesy wheat-y goodness. But what's this? THE BAG IS EMPTY!

Alone in your dark empty room, you crawl your hollow shell of a body to the darkest corner, and your mourn, you mourn the lost of your goldfish, and you ponder... should I buy another bag?

That is a ****' goldfish.
aander91 wrote:Trolling mods? I love this thread!

What is Kermit4Prez?

is it technically a muppet? or is it a puppet on its own? personally i think its a puppet president elect that should be called muppet: in the senate or something like that

User avatar
Seligsuper
Member
Posts: 211
Joined: March 26th, 2009
Reputation: 0

Re: Omegle.com

Postby Seligsuper » Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:00 pm

I had a hugeass convo with this girl looking for "Rudy" or something.


I sucessfully pulled off being Rudy until I had to get off the computer. I'll post it some time.
ImageImage
User avatar
warhol
Member
Posts: 5437
Joined: March 15th, 2007
Location: Philippines
Reputation: 9
Contact:

Re: Omegle.com

Postby warhol » Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:56 am

Aeovon wrote:Took me forever to get a good conversation....

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: looking for know chinese
You: nǐ hǎo
Stranger: looking for know chinese
You: 你好
Stranger: 好
Stranger: 哪里的?
You: 得克萨斯慢互联网
Stranger: =。=
Stranger: can I be from mars?
You: how about from saturn?
You: 从土星怎么样?
Stranger: 那更厉害
Stranger: 那你一定是男的了
You: 男性我是…做您喜欢您的鱼起泡沫在肥皂?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Babel Fish Translation:
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You' re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: looking for know chinese
You: nǐ hǎo
Stranger: looking for know chinese
You: Your good
Stranger: Good
Stranger: Where?
You: Texas slow Internet (I only said slow internet to give me time to use babel fish without him/her leaving)
Stranger: =. =
Stranger: can I be from mars?
You: how about from saturn?
You: Is what kind of from Saturn?
Stranger: That fiercer
Stranger: Then you were certainly male You:
The male I am…Is you to like your fish foam in the soap?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



EDIT: tip.. starting a conversation with "hello how are you?" in dutch typically ends in a disconnected ("hello how are you?" being "hello hoe u bent?") :tongue: .

Damn. I woulda been able to talk to him
http://fof-empire.myminicity.com/tra
User avatar
Maartah
Member
Posts: 2801
Joined: August 4th, 2007
Location: Netherlands
Reputation: 0

Re: Omegle.com

Postby Maartah » Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:52 am

Aeovon wrote: ("hello how are you?" being "hello hoe u bent?") :tongue: .


That isn't correct dutch :laugh:

Stranger: knock knock.
You: whos there
Stranger: disco
You: disco who?
Stranger: DISCONNECT.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


EPIC
Image
My Youtube Page!
KenshinHimuraRK wrote:beards are f*cking awesome.

vedicardi wrote:what did you do after you literally sh1t your pants
Nicknamed Shamrock
User avatar
Kermit4Prez
Member
Posts: 1507
Joined: February 2nd, 2008
Location: My name is not Shamus
Reputation: 0

Re: Omegle.com

Postby Kermit4Prez » Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:35 pm

Stranger: im a male with a big ****, wanna cyber?
You: alright
You: but first
You: want to know a secret?
Stranger: ok
You: THE GAME
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spoiler:

It's not a real goose, it's only a picture of one.

Uh huhuhuhuhuhuh!
User avatar
crushedsoul1298
Posts: 732
Joined: April 5th, 2008
Reputation: 0
Contact:

Re: Omegle.com

Postby crushedsoul1298 » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:46 pm

caution bad language (btw part 6544646464654 of my omegle adventures)

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Charles, it's great to see you again.
You: sorry its charlie now
You: CHARLIE THE FU*KING UNICORN
Stranger: Did you change your name?
You: yes
Stranger: Legally?
You: no i had to change my persona since i jumpeed the mexican border
Stranger: I told you not to take the money from the loan sharks, but you never listened.
You: im sorry!
Stranger: Now, i have to bail you out of mexican prison.
You: i needed cash for hookers
You: no, just USA border patrol
You: **** that im gettin my ass to canada........... aye?
Stranger: well, it's on the mexican side...
Stranger: you're always such a nit-picker.
You: so is your mom but i still fu*ked her
Stranger: well. I'm not bailing you out.
You: good
You: ill get your mom to bail, then fu*k m
You: *me
Stranger: my mother is in counseling now from the way you left your relationship with her in ruins.
Stranger: She doesn't want anything to do with you anymore.
You: im sorry i found a sexier woman
You: CHRIS CROCKER
Stranger: Can't he bail you out?
Stranger: sorry... she
You: yea
Stranger: Well good luck getting her ass out here.
You: i wanted your moms loose c*nt
You: shes on her way
Stranger: I told you, she's in counseling.
You: thats coool
Stranger: well, I hope you and Chris Crocker have a good time. I just wanted to give you this from my mom. it's the dil*o that she used to **** you in the ass with.
You: hang on they want to chop off my c*ck with a spoon
You: ok nvm
Stranger: maybe she can use it.
Stranger: it's cool.
Stranger: now you have this dil*o to use.
You: maybe but im a pitcher not a catcher
Stranger: Yea, you can replace your penis with this here plastic one.
You: the only didlo i use is the one to beat hookers with in GTA san andreas
Stranger: or, i guess you could use the spoon.
You: NOOO NOT THE SPOONS!
Stranger: Should have listened about the loan sharks....
Stranger: Goodbye old friend.
You: F*CK THEM! I BOUGHT YOUR MOM WITH THEIR MONEY
You: bye batch



re worded then did it. but its basically a copy from ^^

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: m/f
Stranger: m u?
You: 16 yr old F
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: msn?
You: here
Stranger: sure
You: u first
You: but wanna know a secret
Stranger: sure
You: THE GAME
You have disconnected.



nuthin like a lil touretes buy quotes. theres 2 different ones

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I HAVE BALLS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Tom Delloway, he used to be a chef on tv... BUT NOW HE JUST SITS THERE WITH HIS ASS, UP HIS ASS!
Stranger: so he has two asses?
You: YEAH, BUT ITS EMBARRASING AS F*CK TO HAVE AN ASS
You: S*ITTTTTTTTTT
You: I HAVE BALLS!
You: DAMMIT!
You: Lemme tell you bout a porcupines balls
You: there small and THEY DONT GIVE A S*IT!
Stranger: so your a porcupine?
You: NO IM TELLING YOU A FU*KING STORY
You: THIS BETTER BE THE PUFF DADDY VERSON OF THAT SONG. not that sting, PIECE OF SH*T!!!!!
You: fu*kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
You: DAMMIT
You: BALLS.
You: how do u feel. you just got trolled by tourettes guy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




chris crocker WIN!

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you an older female?
You: YES
Stranger: milf?>
You: yes
You: no
Stranger: into anal
You: yes
Stranger: a lot of anal?
You: like this. 8=====D(_(_(
You: yes
Stranger: deep anal too babe
You: u m?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you f?
You: yes, oh hi i forgot my manners, my name is chris.
You: chris crocker
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



doctor/ honesty win

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi im a troll with nothin better to do
Stranger: haha cool
You: yea
You: so heres the thing
You: the doctors have the results of your test
Stranger: and..
You: you have no genitals
Stranger: wow
You: im sorry
Stranger: that's....inconvenient
You: you will need an Adadiktome if you want a penis
You: and a knife if you want a vagina
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



my last one for awhile

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i hate you and you should die
You: that is all
Stranger: thanks
You: your welcome!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Last edited by crushedsoul1298 on Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:37 pm, edited 1 time in total.


onmouseout="this.style.cursor='default'" alt="" />



Bite me.


I luv Fallout!!!
User avatar
sonicandshadow97
Member
Posts: 926
Joined: January 21st, 2009
Location: Playin' Fallout 3
Reputation: 3

Re: Omegle.com

Postby sonicandshadow97 » Sat Sep 26, 2009 3:36 pm

My sig, under "Omegle" in the quotes of epicness.
Image Image
Check out my songs. My most recent one is On the Backs of Angels by Dream Theater (Soon to be upped) And I am working on The Mob Rules by Adrenaline Mob.

Return to “Off-Topic”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 37 guests