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Re: Omegle.com

Postby Maartah » Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:18 am

I'm sure that conversation isn't held on omegle every ten seconds :laugh:
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby code62k » Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:19 am

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: from?
You: Kentucky
Stranger: ......let me find the dictionary
Stranger: um...
You: where are you from?
Stranger: china
Stranger: how old are you
You: 32
Stranger: im 21
You: I'm a doctor
Stranger: how are you
You: good
Stranger: oH
Stranger: i like this job
Stranger: it's very good
You: What job
Stranger: doctor
You: Oh
You: My name is Marcus, how about you?
Stranger: im a studeny
Stranger: im kevin
Stranger: in eg
You: Hi Kevin
Stranger: HI
Stranger: do you like china?
You: Never been there
You: I don't plan on it any soon
Stranger: ye
Stranger: It's developing countrt
Stranger: country
You: OK
You: I am off my job right now because I have H1N1
Stranger: do you feel tired for your job
You: not really
Stranger: e
You: Darn friend sneezed on me
Stranger: im very sorry for here that
You: thanks :)
Stranger: good luck for you
Stranger: you will be healthy soon i think
You: Thanks, this site is filled with Internet trolls, but some people are just too nice!
You: Well, I have to go get my toast
You: Goodbye
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.


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Re: Omegle.com

Postby Maartah » Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:30 am

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yes, I'm a guy, disconnect if you're one of those annoying cyberlooking perverts
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby FoF rules666 » Sun Jun 28, 2009 5:16 pm

estemshorn wrote:
FoF rules666 wrote:---- EDIT ----

estemshorn wrote:this made me lol

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: THIS IS SPARTA!!!
Stranger: no
Stranger: this is Patrick
You: oh sorry
You have disconnected.


that was me lol


it was??

yeah

---- EDIT ----

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you trying to chat me up?
You: if you disconect your family wil die
You: in an accident
Stranger: oh no! i betta stay and talk to you then, r u that bored?
Stranger: wanker
You: yes gooodbye
You have disconnected.


wut

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: lolololololololol
Stranger: Helllo :]
Stranger: NOM NOM NOM
Stranger: I ATECHUUU
You: \THE GAME
Stranger: YOU TASTED LIKE TEH POPCORN HEHE
You: yay
Stranger: WHY YOU TASTE LIKE POPCORN?
Stranger: NOM NOMNOM
Stranger: TASSTYYY

You: ..........................................................idunno
Stranger: Well would you mind if i poured butter and salt on you?
You: yes
Stranger: Oh... Well I'm going to
Stranger: CAUSEE I ATED YOU HAHAHAH
Stranger: NOM NOM NOMMM

You: **** YOU MAN

Stranger: IM A WOMANNNNn
You: jk
Stranger: You wanna **** me?

Stranger: ???
Stranger: TOO BAD CAUSE I ATED YOU HEHEHHHAHHA
You: nooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: GOOD CAUSE IM GONNA EATCHUUUU
Stranger: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOMMMM
You: lolwut
Stranger: IM GONNA EAT YOU
Stranger: WAIT
Stranger: I ALLREADY ATED CHUUU
Stranger: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Stranger: NOMMNOMNOM
Stranger: POPCORNN
Stranger: I MEAN... HUMAN
Stranger: I IS CANNIBAL BAHAHAH
You: hahahahaha
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: ASL?
You: 9001/dog/venus
Stranger: WOAHH
Stranger: HOW YOU GET THER?
Stranger: TAKE ME WITH YOUUU !
You: magical space ships
Stranger: DOGS CAN'T DRIVE THOSE
Stranger: HEHEHEH.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

rawr!
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby Killmaster222 » Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:52 pm

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hai :D
You: OH
You: HAI THAR
You: I DID NOT SEE U
You: OVER THERE
You: HOW R U??
You: HOW IS UR FAMILY?
You: IS YOUR BROTHER ALRIGHT??
You: DID HE GET THE JOB??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby RedShadow » Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:38 pm

Couldn't resist... Use Translator to understand him

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hola!
Stranger: comes das?
You: i like burritos
Stranger: es carne de burro
You: noooooooo
Stranger: si si
You: its pig meat
You: yum yu,
Stranger: non senor, es carne de burro
You: nope its cow meat whit chile
You: and free hall it us
Stranger: ES CARNE DE BURRO
You: QUE NO JODER!!!!
Stranger: QUE>
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello Donna
Stranger: Hi Eric
You: what youve been doing
Stranger: Nothing jus been hangin out with kelso
Stranger: You?
You: ****!!!
You: I told you hes stupid
Stranger: Sorry, he makes me laugh
You: marry me ****!!
Stranger: *crying* NO! I love kelso!
You: I told you hes in drugs
Stranger: So what? ATleast he noes how to make love!
You: Oh!!!... You never let me... thats why
You: :/
Stranger: :) I'm glad I didn't
You: Well, you can kiss my ass
You: Im going out whit fez
Stranger: Go kiss hyde's ass!
You: for some beer
Stranger: Aite bring me some backk
Stranger: I love you
You: :D

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Re: Omegle.com

Postby yoyokid2008 » Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:20 pm

I found a great convo on omegle. we had a 3 hour convo :D.
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby yogsothoth » Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:01 pm

Spoiler:You: Tag you're it!
Stranger: ahhh
Stranger: im paralized this isnt fun



Almost trolled a paralyzed person.

Spoiler:Stranger: hey asl
You: And our next winner has that delightful personality, straight from Brighton Beach, please give a warm welcome toooo Stranger!
Stranger: bahaha
You: JUICE BY STRANGER! JUICE BY STRANGER! JUICE BY STRANGER! OOOHHH STRANGER'S GOT JUICE!
Stranger: yeah!
You: Now, Mr. and or M(r)s. Stranger, I'm delighted to tell you that you've also won the grand prize!
Stranger: o what would that be
You: I'll tell you what it is, but first, how do you feel?
Stranger: i feel good
You: That's wonderful!
Stranger: indeed
You: Now, your prize has a sweet smile, and...
You: his own private business.
Stranger: ??
You: He just got engaged and he's planning to get married this summer.
You: Will you give a juicy welcome to Mr. Harry Goldfarb!
You: JUICE BY HARRY! JUICE BY HARRY! JUICE BY HARRY! OOOHHH HARRY'S GOT JUICE!
Stranger: mmh interesting
Stranger: wherer is this going
You: Oh, well at this point, where the audience is screaming their **** lungs out and everything is just wonderful,
You: you realize that you've actually been taking unhealthy amounts of amphetamine pills because your selfishness wanted you to look good.
Stranger: um ok
You: You're actually in an mental ward being treated for a severe drug addiction with electro-shock therapy.
Stranger: ah

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Re: Omegle.com

Postby jfosheezy » Sat Aug 15, 2009 12:27 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: horny female?
You: yes please
Stranger: great!
Stranger: age?
You: i meant i want one dumb a*s
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

---- EDIT ----

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: a
Stranger: b
Stranger: c
You: d
You: e
You: f
You: g
You: h
You: i
You: j
You: k
You: l
You: m
You: o
You: n
You: o
You: p
You: q
You: r
Stranger: s
Stranger: t
You: u
You: v
You: w
You: x
You: y
You: z
Stranger: now i know my abc's!
You: next time wont you sing with me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Omegle.com

Postby iamsensay » Sat Aug 15, 2009 12:46 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: fish
Stranger: ???
You: do you like fish?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: why are you asking?
You: lol, i dont klnow
You: i am eating fish right now
You: its yummmmm
Stranger: okay
Stranger: where are you from
You: i am from england
You: home of fish and chips
You: see hwat i di there?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

And..

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi
You: I am gay!
You: And proud!
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: Thats great
You: I came out today!
You: Wooo
Stranger: Good for you
You: my parents accepted me for the ass bandit i am
You: im so happy
Stranger: You should be
Stranger: When I came out, my parents didn't talk to me for five weeks
You: yeah?
Stranger: So I left them and haven't seen them in 6 years.
You: my mum told me my dad had beens ecretly **** men for years and thats where i got it
You: i feel so close to him now xD
Stranger: Good
You: Yeah. How many youg, gay PROUD men can go pick up some ass with there daddys huh?
Stranger: Heh not many
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby jfosheezy » Sat Aug 15, 2009 2:18 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: from
You: texas
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

---- EDIT ----

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Are you male, over 23, and enjoy semi-intelligent, non-nasty conversation?
You: yes
Stranger: no!
You: man i thought i had something there
Stranger: well
Stranger: convince me?
You: ok
You: one word
You: d!ck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



---- EDIT ----

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: I made a doody in my pants
Stranger: what is doody
You: poop
Stranger: is that a shatel?
You: no its a sh!t
Stranger: ship?
Stranger: tower?
You: A SH!T
Stranger: why?
You: idk
Stranger: so go to the washroom and do the rest
You: but im done
Stranger: so clean your self mr
You: ive never wiped before so i wont start now
Stranger: ok
You: YAY
Stranger: how is your sh!t
You: green
You: ever done that
Stranger: thin or thick?
You: watery
Stranger: go and eat yogurt
You: i ate a bunch today
You: ME NEED NAKED LADIES
Stranger: so how is life mr or miss sh!t
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



---- EDIT ----

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: a wild abra appears what will stranger do?
You: pokeball GO
Stranger: fnck u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Re: Omegle.com

Postby Maartah » Sat Aug 15, 2009 2:48 pm

Why do you use sh!t and stuff on there? what's wrong with cursing?
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby ObviouslyOwns » Sat Aug 15, 2009 3:38 pm

because it wouldn't show on here.

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Re: Omegle.com

Postby Maartah » Sat Aug 15, 2009 4:08 pm

hmm, never had that. Did had a lot of people disconnecting when they find out I'm not a horny busty blond. When they ask "m/f"? I tell them how they remind me of professor Oak, and they disconnect.
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby ObviouslyOwns » Sat Aug 15, 2009 4:44 pm

Maartah wrote:hmm, never had that. Did had a lot of people disconnecting when they find out I'm not a horny busty blond. When they ask "m/f"? I tell them how they remind me of professor Oak, and they disconnect.


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi, this thing is crazy, just msg me on this site http://cli.gs/8hMmzE its free to join, my name is hotjanet, lets chat!

---- EDIT ----

jfosheezy wrote:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: a wild abra appears what will stranger do?
You: pokeball GO
Stranger: fnck u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: A wild abra has appeared. What do you do?
Stranger: use sleep and throw master ball
You: sleep misses, teleport wins
You have disconnected.

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