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Here's some thing I seen -
The Laws of...
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you will have to pee.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss, you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now
(Works every time)
Bath Theorem:
When the body is fully immersed in water and covered with soap, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone with whom you do not want to be seen.
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine will not work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Theater Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you do not know about what you are talking.
Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it is ugly.
Oliver's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it
And now for pictures :p -
Mike.
The Laws of...
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you will have to pee.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss, you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now
(Works every time)
Bath Theorem:
When the body is fully immersed in water and covered with soap, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone with whom you do not want to be seen.
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine will not work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Theater Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you do not know about what you are talking.
Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it is ugly.
Oliver's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it
And now for pictures :p -
Mike.
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