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Postby dejastar » Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:07 am

Today me and my family went to the beach to enjoy some of this great weather before it turns on our asses! I wanted to wear a shirt but my wife assured me that I looked good with out one. I thought "she just doesn't want me to get any attention" :D . So I decided to go along with her little twisted fantasy. Besides, what do I have to prove, I'm with my wife and kids. So I'm walking to the little food hut thing with one kid by the hand and another on my shoulders. When we get there, there are these two PYTs' standing in line in front of us. They turn around for a second and quickly turn back around and start giggling. Immediately I get embarrassed and think their talking about this fat dude with the two kids in tow. Then one turns around and starts talking to me. Our convo is as follows;

Girl1: You have some pretty lil girls.
Me: Why thank you very much:
Girl2: I like your tattoos. What do they say?
Me:Oh, there my kids names.
Girl2: Thats cool. So do you come here alot.
Me: Uh, no.
Girl1: You should. WE come up here alot.
Girl2: So whats your routine ?
Me: Huh?
Girl2: Your work out routine?
Me: Uhhh, nothing really, just walking around with kids on my shoulders guess.
Girl1: Well its paying off(Laugh)
Me: I guess.
Girl1: So you think you could lift me up with out a problem?

At this point I know she's trying to put the moves on me so now I get diverted and start staring at her..........other parts.
Girl1: I see you like my body too,huh?
Girl2: Yeah thats because he hasn't seen me naked...........YET!

Now my bloods flowin' and its not because I'm blushing. I quickly say my kid has to pee and excuse myself from their company before I start thinking of ways to ditch my wife and kids and get my threesome on! Before this I thought that I could use alittle gym time. I'm 6'2', about 212lbsbut wanted to get down to about 195-200. I am very active thought, playing football and/or basketball about 5-6 times a week. Now I feel like a million buck!! But I still would like to get the whole six pack and cut out the four pack. So do you like your body? If not what would you change?
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Postby omfgdrphl » Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:43 am

I'm a creep.
I'm a wierdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
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I have freaky long arms, but really short legs. I'm about an inch away from touching me knees when standing with my arms to my sides. Sooooooo no.
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Postby Razlo7 » Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:15 am

LOL nice one
hmmm i'd have to say no.. im too dam skinny :p
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Postby vedicardi » Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:09 am

Haha epic story.

This is what I call a good thread.
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Postby Gerinych » Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:15 am

I don't like my body. In fact, I think no one really does. I'd have to buff up first, though, so I could get a little self-respect.
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Postby djpaxx » Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:17 am

I Dont Like My Body And I Also Dont Think Any One Does
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Postby crazy.neo » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:28 am

dejastar wrote:Girl1: You have some pretty lil girls.
Me: Why thank you very much:
Girl2: I like your tattoos. What do they say?
Me:Oh, there my kids names.
Girl2: Thats cool. So do you come here alot.
Me: Uh, no.
Girl1: You should. WE come up here alot.
Girl2: So whats your routine ?
Me: Huh?
Girl2: Your work out routine?
Me: Uhhh, nothing really, just walking around with kids on my shoulders guess.
Girl1: Well its paying off(Laugh)
Me: I guess.
Girl1: So you think you could lift me up with out a problem?

At this point I know she's trying to put the moves on me so now I get diverted and start staring at her..........other parts.
Girl1: I see you like my body too,huh?
Girl2: Yeah thats because he hasn't seen me naked...........YET!

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Postby dejastar » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:39 am

:laugh: :laugh: Yeah but them [s]tig ol bittes[/s] looked 21!! 22, 20 at the youngest. With tramp stamps and everything. It was AWESOME!!!
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Postby BSRaven » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:59 am

Nice one Neo.

Me? I've got long legs, scary-flexible fingers, and over 200lb to my name (I'm bordering on 6' too).

Doesn't bother me. :D
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Postby crazy.neo » Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:03 am

I'm not proud, not by the way it looks but how it functions. I have some health problems, some of them actually permanent. Now, I actually like, most of the time, the way I look. I am not exactly fit, but I am thin, and my girlfriend seems to like it, so... That's enough for me.
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Postby BSRaven » Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:05 am

Health problems huh? Tell me about it... I'm due a blood test due to how freakin' screwed up my kidneys are (and have been since birth).
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Postby dadudemandude » Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:14 am

I'm less proud of my mental conditions, I am handicapped in that way.

My body is ok, though, the lower part of my body is a little more fat than the upper part of my body but other than that you will not hear me complaining about it.
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Postby warhol » Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:04 am

Thin. :3 About 110 lbs and am 5'10 or something last time I checked (Last last month)
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Postby Death Legion » Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:14 am

Don't want to look as an egocentric, but I love my body ^^

I've practised fencing since 10 years (since I was 6, now I'm 16) and I'm very muscular of almost all the body... I'm not "beautiful" of visage but I'm not bad at all, I never had problems to find girls...

The only thing I could improve in my opinion if my right arm, I'm left handed and with fencing I've got a big biceps now, but even if the right one is still muscular, it is less so...

Well, now I think of it, all of my girl friends have told me that to play guitar was good and bad for me: it's cool so girls like it but I've got long nails on the left hand and "horn" on the right hand (dunno if you say it like this in English).

But heh, to play guitar or not to play guitar...
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Postby Killmaster222 » Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:21 am

I'M FAT! Image

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