Joe’s friendly imaginary friend.
Chapter 1the imaginary friend
Joe had the best life ever his dad was a cerial killer and his mom was a cow. Every day his dad would come up to him and bite one of his fingers off. At school every one hated him, they would stab him in the back and then spit on his face. Joe had no friends even his pet hamster would curse him out every chance he got. One day Joe thought that there would be only one thing that would like him and that thing was his new imaginary friend Carl the drunken hippo. Every day Carl and him would go to the pub and drink till they started barfing on each other. And one time a bully came up to them and Joe let Carl protect him but in the end Joe got his eye pealed off by the bully. But in the end they’d always have fun until one day.
Chapter 2 We don’t always get what we want. On one rainy day Carl happened to be walking his dog when suddenly Osama Ben Laden came out and stabbed him in the head. Joe just happened to be looking out the window to see how wonderful it was outside when he saw Carl dead on the ground bleeding all over the place.Joe was sooooooooooooooo mad that he went over to his dad and killed him. Then he took a pee wee on him. Then he burned his house. Joe’s next target was Jimmy, jimmy did absolutely nothing to Joe accept stare at him but that was just enough to get a free ticket to an excruciating death. But the one Person that Joe really wanted to kill was Bobby Shmuck. Bobby was always making fun of Joe. One time Bobby bit Joe’s left hand off. Joe was gonnah kill Bobby.
Chapter 3 If I had a million dollars.
Joe saw bobby the next day eating some corn. So Joe went over to bobby and said meet my at the park at 5:00. Then Joe left. Finally it was 5:00 and Bobby showed up. It was a very intence fight, Joe fought valiently but Joe ended up without both his ears and legs ripped off. Then when all hope was lost Carl came back to the dead and said hi Joe. Then Joe’s face lit up like the fourth of July Joe was soooooooo happy. But then out of nowere Carl pulls out a sixshooter and blows Joes face off. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END.
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thecamelman1 wrote:Wow You must of been run over by a train or something cuz everyone i know thinks that story is hilarious.
I think you should get your head out of ur butt and find a sence of humor. sheesh I bet you don't smile that much. emo
It's you that doesn't have a sense of humor.
If you can read this then you've gone too far.
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