make your adventure

[warhol]

B) Do spins

While spinning, you lose oxygen and end up in Hell, because you killed the world.

A) Say hello to brotha Lucifer
B) Bang head against wall
C) Stab Lucifer

Note: Fapping won't give you satisfaction anymore because youve done it about 20 times in one day

[kpChadR08]

B.

You end up smashing your head in because you did it too hard.
Blood is spewing everywhere.
Satan is laughing at you.
You Die, in Hell.

A) Go Straight to Heaven, do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
B) You quiver and shake on the ground for 20 minutes while thinking about fapping but, you decide not to.
C) Play a game of monopoly with only half a head.

[RussischerZar]

C) Play a game of monopoly with only half a head.

You play against Satan. He wins (the damn cheater!).

You:

A) play again
B) challenge him in a chess game
C) challenge him in fapping
D) jump in the nearest hellfire pit

[kpChadR08]

D.

You're burning alive! (sort of)
A bunch dead souls are grabbing onto you.
What do you do?

A) Fap repeatedly
B) Fap Once then have magic johnson like skill and jump out of the pit
C) Fap with all the dead souls

[crazy.neo]

A) Fap repeatedly

However, we seen then that those Lost Souls were Kratos (from God Of War) doing... He heard about us and want´s a duel... Do you:

A) Accept, while looking for cheats at gamefaqs.com
B) Gracefully refuse, knowing he will rip your balls off
C) Call Dragonforce, not for a solo battle, but for a battle of the bands competition, with Kratos's band "The God Of Wrok" agains You + Dragonforce

[warhol]

C) Call Dragonforce, not for a solo battle, but for a battle of the bands competition, with Kratos's band "The God Of Wrok" agains You + Dragonforce

You fail miserably, and it's all your fault.

A) Rematch!

[kpChadR08]

A.

You fail again, but only by a little.

A) 2nd Rematch!

[crazy.neo]

A) 2nd Rematch!

This time you bugger off and act like the Groupie, and the band wins because of your yelling... What to do now?

A) Return home and watch "Scool Of Rock", the movie
B) Return home and watch "The School of Brock", the XXX version of the movie, and then your parents come in while you're masturbating banning you back to hell...
C) Realise that your life is a meaningless **** and play CS all day long
D) Whatever...

[kpChadR08]

A.

While watching the move you realize Jack Black is your idol. So you set off on a mission to meet him. The first thing you do is:

A) Watch School of Rock Again.
B) Buy a Ticket to Hollywood
C) Fap 3 times then Hijack a plane.

[h3r1n6]

A.

You forgot your mission to meet Jack Black and watched School of Rock again. While watching you realized, that he is your idol. Then you:

A) Watch School of Rock again
B) Dance
C) Get your car and drive to Hollywood
D) Go north
E) Take key

[UR2die2day]

A and C: You Fap to school of rock, then hijack a plane.
You end up racing to the pilots seat, because terrorist ringleader Abu Bu'Gada is also attempting to hijack the plane. He has a bomb belt!
You:
A. Shoot him in the head with a 50 cal (his turban's too thick to be weakened by anything else.
B. Lock him out of the pilots seat.
C. Fap and blow your load all over his bomb belt.
D. Use your buckethead nunchaku skills!

[kpChadR08]

D.

Then Ninja's appear out of nowhere and you get sacked by them.

A) Go To Hell
B) Go to Heaven
C) Fap, Crap your Pants, Revive

[gebbss]

C.
You wake up in your home.

Then suddenly, a giant (like huuuuuuge) moth flies through the window. After screaming for a few minutes like the sissy girl you are, you finally decide to:
a) call mom
b) barricade yourself in the bathroom
c) steal someone's car so you can get away from the moth
d) ...fap, i guess.

[UR2die2day]

B. You barricade yourself in a bathroom, with only the school of rock, a red ryder bb gun, and a whole crapload of reeses pieces.
A. Open the door, shoot the moth.
B. Eat reeses pieces
C. Watch school of rock
D. Fap

[kpChadR08]

B.

Your out of food.
You're stranded in your bathroom.
You:

A) Die
B) Die
C) Die
D) Die
E) All of the Above