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[lsapg09]

OMGROFLCOPTERLOLBBQ!
On My stream's Chat

Mon01.........got my song yet lspag09?
jrdnxxhero.........kids also have to hump but lsapg09 will never.
lsapg09.........yeah

Also in the post about it

Omfgdrphl:

WTF? I closed my computer, and when I opened it the thing was frozen and I was hearing something about dora and tacos!

I wuz messin around with a video of Dora

[omfgdrphl]

<Kenny`> Lol, my friends on aim think it's weird that I type correctl
<Kenny`> correctly*

[OZrocker]

<Kenny`> Lol, my friends on aim think it's weird that I type correctl
<Kenny`> correctly*

lol

[AAA2008]

O_O At 4:06 A.M. on November 26th, I was Rick Roll'd by Music Choice. No one is safe.

I found this on another fourm I'm on CAWS

[jagz15]

During TLE Class (note that names have been changed):

Teacher: Girl1?
Girl1: Present.
Teacher: Girl2?
Girl2: Present.
Teacher: Girl3?
Girl3: Present.
Teacher: Girl4?
Girl4: Sir?

What did I say?

Me:C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

[Kalkunmaggot]

This pack looks like a fine piece of ass! I can't wait to get my hands on this.

lmao

[Fallujah]

"Killing people is easy, being politically correct is a pain in the ***" - Achmed The dead terroist

[omfgdrphl]

hey
u fixed jane?
hahahahahahha
what?

8:25pm
my guitar

8:25pm
ohhhhh
i thought it was a girl

8:25pm
lol

8:26pm
I'm like did you freakin **** a girl
but nvm

[Lysdestic]

From a book that I am currently reading entitled 'The God Delusion', by Richard Dawkins:

The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.

[Deseo Sangre]

hey
u fixed jane?
hahahahahahha
what?

8:25pm
my guitar

8:25pm
ohhhhh
i thought it was a girl

8:25pm
lol

8:26pm
I'm like did you freakin **** a girl
but nvm

I TOLD YOU you should call it Iris.

[Kermit4Prez]

he's eating that guitar out, causing it to orgasm and play on its own

A comment on this video.

[yogsothoth]

German Teacher: *picks up book* Das Buch, and *picks up book* das Buch. Together, they are die Buchen.
Me: TOGETHER, THEY ARE VOLTRON!

[sherranjjj001]

German Teacher: *picks up book* Das Buch, and *picks up book* das Buch. Together, they are die Buchen.
Me: TOGETHER, THEY ARE VOLTRON!

This one killed me for some reason.

[lsapg09]

OMG SO WIN-ISH

Me and a friend (a girl from Canadia) on MSN:

Lsapg09 says:
i luv u

ShakinChick says:
Love you too.

Lsapg09 says:
thank you, let's get married

ShakinChick says:
ok.

Lsapg09 says:
http://www.irom.org/ here!!!

ShakinChick says:
That'll be a fun wedding. My boyfriend can be the flower girl.

Lsapg09 says:
LOLOOLOLOLLLOLOOl

[Rapt0r]

I enjoyed it :).