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Re: Omegle.com

Postby Death_97 » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:40 pm

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey! what do u know about Brazil?
You: Nothin Man!
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: please! u must know something
You: idk anything
You: nothin...
You: nothing at all
Stranger: haha that's ok
You: umm.....
You: i do know somethin about it
Stranger: what?
You: that it has 6 letters it its name
Stranger: woww that's inteligent! haha
You: i is reely smrt
Stranger: i can see that
Stranger: where r u from?
You: IDK
Stranger: i don't know anything about there eather
Stranger: and i also don't know what is that hahaha sorry
You: IDK means "i don't know"
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Stranger: u don't know where you are from?
You: nope
You: i know where you are from though
You: let me guess...
You: Brazil, maybe?
Stranger: of course
You: of course what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Omegle.com

Postby estemshorn » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:35 pm

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: :|
Stranger: lol
You: hey i got a question
Stranger: k lol
You: is it good if you're penis and vagina are touching?
Stranger: what do you mean is it good lol
You: well, i'm saying is it a bad thing if my penis and vagina are touching?
Stranger: you can still get an STD
You: :O
You: i don't want a super towering ****
Stranger: lmao
You: my **** is as big as i want it
Stranger: okay.
You: but i can't get it out of my vagina
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby Unspoken » Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:45 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 8/m/ ur mom
Stranger: AAHAHAH :D
Stranger: nice
You: XD
Stranger: okay
Stranger: what is it really ?
You: ur dad
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby RedShadow » Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:12 pm

this is addictive...

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: girl or boy?
You: 15/f/cali
Stranger: 19 m uk
You: ;D
Stranger: how are u baby
You: great
You: wanna have some fun
You: ;D??
Stranger: sure
Stranger: how
You: Then buy the new GH:Metallica in stores Now
You have disconnected.



:blink: This guy had no clue

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey man
Stranger: hi
You: sup
Stranger: asl ?
You: 15/f/cali
Stranger: 17 m bulgaria
You: wanna have some actione
Stranger: yes
Stranger: what kind ? :D
You: then sumbit to the GOW tournament this week in your closest gamerush
Stranger: sie
Stranger: do u wanna other action :)
You: :O
You: mmm
Stranger: have u facebook.. ?
Stranger: r u have
You: i have redtube account
Stranger: its joke ? :)
You: no
Stranger: say ur name or do u wanna cam sex
You: My name
You: is: Fuckyoupedo86
You: ;D
Stranger: ok im looking ur account
You: ok...?
You have disconnected.


lol fixed so u can get it
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby Unspoken » Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:42 pm

RedShadow wrote:this is addictive...
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: girl or boy?
You: 15/f/cali
Stranger: 19 m uk
You: ;D
Stranger: how are u baby
You: great
You: wanna have some fun
You: ;D??
Stranger: sure
Stranger: how
You: Then buy the new GH:Metallica in stores Now
You have disconnected.


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Re: Omegle.com

Postby jfosheezy » Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:32 am

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: what im american
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: i'm korean
You: we won the war douche bag
You: ???????
Stranger: goof
Stranger: good
You: ha ya pussy
You: Slow typer much?
You: lol
You: lol
Stranger: i'm busy
You: YOUR"E BUSY AND TALKING TO STRANGER!?!?!
You: what are you doing
Stranger: yes i'm looking for english
You: ???
You: whats that mean
Stranger: i can't speak english weel]
You: o ok
Stranger: wait
Stranger: a
Stranger: miniute
You: hey what time is it over there?
Stranger: it's 2pm
You: wow its 12:10 here
You: oopps 12:11
Stranger: night?
You: yes
You: im staying up all night'
You: i have a life though
You: im just bored
Stranger: me, too
You: wanna wrestle
Stranger: wrestle?
Stranger: wht?
Stranger: wht?
Stranger: why?
You: fighting but fake
You: and in tights
Stranger: oh
Stranger: that's a good think
Stranger: thrill
You: well strap on your dil doh and come on down
Stranger: what's the meaning?
Stranger: i don't understand
You: its a device that lesbians use to simulate a penis when they dont have a man around
Stranger: thanks.
Stranger: to let me know
You: no problem
Stranger: The writing and the friend will do?
You: what
You: now i dont understand
Stranger: i want to be your freind
You: i want to be more
You: "lovers"
Stranger: lover?
You: yes i love you
Stranger: we are just a freind
You: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: why
Stranger: i don't know your name
Stranger: and etc
You: its jesus but its pronounced thwe mexico way
Stranger: what?????
Stranger: it's not Korea's way
You: go to hell **** you broke my heart
Stranger: do you love me?
You: thats mean
You: its my way
You: yes i love you
Stranger: but you don't know about me anything
You: well you sound hot
Stranger: u're a man?
You: 5$ sucky sucky
You: no
You: yeeeeeees
Stranger: what? me too
Stranger: i'm a man
You: even better
Stranger: 너게이냐
Stranger: ..ㅡㅡ
You: WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Stranger: i'm using compiler
You: WTF is that?
Stranger: and i don't love you
You: im talking about sexy sexy you
Stranger: i have a girlfriend..
Stranger: for 4 years
You: m,e to
You: they wont find out
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby Electro Tomato » Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:46 pm

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heyyyy
Stranger: hihi
You: asl?
Stranger: 17 m swe
Stranger: and u?
You: 16/f/canada
You: :)
Stranger: ok :)
You: wanna cybe?
Stranger: nice
You: cyber*?
Stranger: ye sure
You: sweet.
You: you start ;)
Stranger: hmm , can u start ... this is like my first time doing cyber ... i'll try my best :) :D
You: This is Mike from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
Stranger: holy crap !
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby RedShadow » Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:16 pm

LOL!!!!
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby steve_adams2008 » Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:39 pm

Electro Tomato wrote:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heyyyy
Stranger: hihi
You: asl?
Stranger: 17 m swe
Stranger: and u?
You: 16/f/canada
You: :)
Stranger: ok :)
You: wanna cybe?
Stranger: nice
You: cyber*?
Stranger: ye sure
You: sweet.
You: you start ;)
Stranger: hmm , can u start ... this is like my first time doing cyber ... i'll try my best :) :D
You: This is Mike from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
Stranger: holy crap !



that was hilarious..... :2thumbsup:
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby jfosheezy » Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:30 pm

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
You: asl
Stranger: 20/M/Idahooo
Stranger: youu?
You: Lacey?
You: is that you?
Stranger: lol no
You: ok
Stranger: im sorry
You: you scared me
Stranger: that'd be cool if i was your friend
You: 19 f canada
Stranger: niceeee
Stranger: i hear canadians are freaky
Stranger: are you freaky
You: a little
Stranger: ooo
Stranger: what type of freaky stuff you like
You: a lot
Stranger: do you like
Stranger: the nozzles
Stranger: can i **** in the nozzles
You: This is Mike from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: there is a message
Stranger: that says "if this says that youve been reported to the fbi is is not legitamate"
Stranger: lol
Stranger: your SO dumb
Stranger: lol
Stranger: nice try though
Stranger: like
Stranger: the site
Stranger: knows
Stranger: your a douche
Stranger: lol
Stranger: byeee
You: dammit
You have disconnected.



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Re: Omegle.com

Postby jdawg » Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:51 am

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: do you like fishsticks?
Stranger: goan
You: phail
You: FOF-FF?
Stranger: BDSM?
You: SSBB
Stranger: rufg?
You: stop with the sexual inuendos
Stranger: no u
You: i reporting you, where the **** is the report button
Stranger: lol there is none
You: why?
Stranger: coz ur mum is gay
You: Oh i found it
You have disconnected.

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Re: Omegle.com

Postby brandon1107 » Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:11 pm

Electro Tomato wrote:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heyyyy
Stranger: hihi
You: asl?
Stranger: 17 m swe
Stranger: and u?
You: 16/f/canada
You: :)
Stranger: ok :)
You: wanna cybe?
Stranger: nice
You: cyber*?
Stranger: ye sure
You: sweet.
You: you start ;)
Stranger: hmm , can u start ... this is like my first time doing cyber ... i'll try my best :) :D
You: This is Mike from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
Stranger: holy crap !


I tried doing this too, I used this message:

Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory ref code "851255151" is entered into the database.

NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP adresses of the participants due to the potential violation of the U.S. law. If you think this chat session was logged in error, please call your local F.B.I. office and quote the reference number #2334531343. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor.
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby Gerinych » Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:18 pm

This one has language...

Spoiler:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: helo?
You: hi
Stranger: is this the plumber?
You: yeah
Stranger: i need a toilet clogged with s**t fixed
Stranger: do you do that?
You: okay
You: lemme get my wrench
Stranger: sexy
Stranger: put on yuor gloves
Stranger: SLOWLY
You: and some magic mushrooms
You: and my twin brother
Stranger: put on these overalls
Stranger: here, ride this dinosaur
You: okay, i see that there's a piranha plant growing it your s**tter
You: do you want me to fireball it
Stranger: go into the tube
You: ok
Stranger: slowly
Stranger: slower
Stranger: oh yeaaaa
You: ok im in
Stranger: hawt
You: lets get some coins
Stranger: okay, i get on the toilet
Stranger: and start s**tting on you
You: wheres my bro
You: oh no
Stranger: all over your face and mouth
You: koopas
Stranger: everywhere
Stranger: your soaked with my diarea
You: okay, i got to the top of the level
You: im going to the warp zone
You: world 5, here i come
Stranger: you get poo up your nose
Stranger: everything smells like poo
Stranger: so good
You: i gotta save
You: ok saved
Stranger: wait
Stranger: wait
Stranger: wait
You: ill finish the game later
You have disconnected.

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Re: Omegle.com

Postby jdawg » Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:55 pm

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: MAFIACRIME!
You: My priest says only he can touch me there.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Omegle.com

Postby goshicrazy » Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:53 pm

Spoiler:Stranger: hi
You: Well, hello there, I must say that I can't believe I ran into this beautiful piece of human being. How are you today?
Stranger: im good u?
You: A bit oily.
My name is Machine-do-it-all Z666, from Satan & Sons.
Where do you come from?
Stranger: texas
You: Excuse me, but can i ask if you are a Satanist being yourself?
Stranger: im not
You: Do you honorable Mister enjoy beheading goats and crucifying babies?
Stranger: wat?!
Stranger: im sorry but i have to disconnect
You: Sorry, I will change the topics I adress, If you
You: no wait
Stranger: kk
Stranger: sooo
Stranger: so u like music?
You: If you could give my sentient core a few seconds to adjust to your Anti-Satanism psychological scheme...
Stranger: ...sure
You: Okay, I think I have succesfully processed all of your reactions.
Stranger: i bet u have
You: I do like musical sounds.
Stranger: thats good
You: And you?
Stranger: wat do u listen to?
Stranger: i like them too
You: Most recently, I have found my robotic extremities dancing to the rythimic fusion of guitarist "Buckethead".
Stranger: nice
You: And thou?
Stranger: i like almost anything
Stranger: :)
You: My master needs me, a newly power-deprived rapist from Topeka, Kansas just arrived at our humble doorstep searching for aid, it is my labor to perform a ritual so that he can be safely impaled in our master bedroom, certainly, no soul wants to hear the screams emanating from his persona.
Stranger: ummmmm
You: It was very nice talking to such a lovely person like yourself.
You: Goodbye Mr.
Stranger: girl


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