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Re: Omegle.com

Postby crazy.neo » Sat Apr 04, 2009 10:45 am

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 'ello
Stranger: hello who is this
You: this is jill
Stranger: hello jill
You: your bff jill
You: you know, claire...
You: I still haven't forgotten what u did to me
You: How dare you go behind Andy's back
Stranger: he deserved it
You: And tell him I messed around with Pedro
You: Well I disagree
You: But you are right thpough
You: He's kind of a scumbag
Stranger: well your a slut for going with pedro
You: OH I'M THE SLUT, HEH?
You: WELL I THINK UR THE SLUT ANDY
You: THAT'S WHAT I THINK


Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: Hello you
You: sup?
Stranger: Not much, a tad cold outside so dont feel like working on the car.
Stranger: There?
You: It's getting hot in here
You: SO PLEASE TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES


teehee

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello Neo
Stranger: Hello back! Glad you finally got here!
You: Indeed
You: However, we have pressing matters at hands
Stranger: Talk to me
You: The destruction of Zion is immenent
Stranger: What can I do?
You: I need you to go into the Matrix
Stranger: Now?
You: And find the Architect
Stranger: On it
You: Yes, now
You: WE HAVE NO TIME TO LOSE NEO
You: I CANNOT STRESS THIS ANY FURTHER
Stranger: Yes, Sir!
You: Alright, you're dismissed

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Re: Omegle.com

Postby jfosheezy » Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:19 am

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FOF-FF?
Stranger: FF?
Stranger: FF vII
Stranger: ?
You: kay?
Stranger: i must go to work soon ;/
Stranger: i have only 10 min
You: now you will stay here younge padawon
Stranger: padawon?
You: you dont watch star wars
Stranger: europe?
You: USA ****
You: i dont watch star wars eather
Stranger: not i didint watched it, but i like battlestar galactica ;)
You: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Stranger: America hehe
You: you talking about america ****
You: hell i would to
Stranger: america is a strange country
You: you got that right and our economy is in the ****
Stranger: global crisis heh, we have too
You: thats because your queen is giving our former president a bj all the time
Stranger: i dont have a queen, we have a president like you
You: oh
You have disconnected.

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Re: Omegle.com

Postby crazy.neo » Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:25 am

^ I hope you were trolling with the "queen" stuff.
What's my age again?
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby KTownEgghead » Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:55 am

I spent 20 minutes looking for you guys D:
dance along the fault line; feel the shaking in your bones,
lose the tension in my throat, and live for something.
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby Lysdestic » Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:55 am

KTownEgghead wrote:I spent 20 minutes looking for you guys D:


Isn't the whole point -- to talk to strangers?
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby klorjne » Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:14 pm

tranger: You remind me of the babe!
You: What babe?
Stranger: The babe with the power
You: What power?
Stranger: The power of voodoo.
You: Who do?
Stranger: You do.
You: Do What?
Stranger: Remind me of the babe!
You: God that was awesome
Stranger: i think i love you



other one:

You: hi
Stranger: heey
You: so, how bout them dangerous criminals?
Stranger: you freak ._.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby Rapt0r » Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:16 pm

I lol'd

Spoiler:You: Hi
Stranger: Wow it's you!
You: Where?
Stranger: How are you
You: pretty gud nm
You: u?
Stranger: i'm fine thanks
Stranger: where ya from
You: Indiana
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

DISCLAIMER: The above text should be consumed at your own risk. If you happen to take it seriously, you are an idiot.
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby klorjne » Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:18 pm

You: sup
You: favorite number?
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You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: oh that's how you wanna play it?
You: alright
You: ummmmmm
You: Nebraska?
You: or am I....
Stranger: Brazil
You: if that is your real name.......
Stranger: men our women?
You: both, depending on the weather.
You: You?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby Gerinych » Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:50 pm

this is like an excerpt:

Spoiler:Stranger: WHY THE **** HAVEN'T YOU BEEN PLAYING TF2!?
You: it got boring somehow
Stranger: It's been updated
Stranger: a lot
You: i know
Stranger: You need to play it.
You: last time i played was after the scout update
Stranger: rargh
Stranger: You're missing out.
Stranger: On a lot of funnnn stuff.
You: no im not
Stranger: mhmm
You: nuh uh
Stranger: yeah huh
You: nuh uh
Stranger: YA HUH
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Stranger: SEE?
You: seriously, i just play games with a story now
You: i see...
Stranger: Good.
Stranger: Make sure you turn your speakers all the way up.
You: yeah ok
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 16
You: i dont get it
You: all i hear is the tf2 theme
Stranger: ...?
You: your video
Stranger: You got Rick Roll'd....
You: it just shows a lineup of all classes in yt
You: *tf2 and plays the theme music
Stranger: what...?
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Stranger: You sure you went to the right video?
You: yeah thats the one
You: yeah
Stranger: dude, it's a rick roll
Stranger: I'm watching it right now
You: well im watching it right now and it tf2 theme song
Stranger: Lies
You: and why are you watching rick roll?
Stranger: because I like the song :)
You: oh wow
Stranger: shhh, don't tell nobody :(

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Re: Omegle.com

Postby jrdnxxhero » Sat Apr 04, 2009 2:20 pm

Spoiler:Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: why say hi do i know u?
You: |-)
Stranger: thought so
Stranger: stranger
Stranger: u are a pedo
You: You're not supposed to know people here...
Stranger: trying to sneak into my panties
You: I'm 14...
You: are you serious.
You: /facepalm/
Stranger: ur reported
Stranger: omg
Stranger: reported
Stranger: fbi will be at ur home soon
Stranger: pedo pedo
You: you have to be crapping Razz
Stranger: u like little girls
You: Do you want to see my myspace?
You: I'm 14...
Stranger: lies
Stranger: ur not 14
Stranger: ur 40
You: http://www.myspace.com/wicked_cool776
Stranger: trying to get sex from little girls
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

blah.
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby felixdaman18 » Sat Apr 04, 2009 2:58 pm

note: this is long and could get you scarred for life

Spoiler:You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: I like cats
You: I LIKE CHICKEN
Stranger: to eat?
Stranger: with a nide orange sauce
Stranger: nide = nice
You: I LIKE THEM IN MY MOUTH
Stranger: although it is not exactly the same
Stranger: yes, that is the hole you eat them with
You: SOMETIMES IN MY BUTT
You: ITS VERY GOOD
Stranger: ah
Stranger: I can imagine that hurts
You: YOU SHOULD TRY
You: THE CHICKEN EATS ALL YOUR POOP
Stranger: I shall try it tomorrow!
Stranger: ah, good
Stranger: that will stop me from eating it myself
Stranger: haha!
You: ITS LIKE A PORTABLE BATHROOM
Stranger: can I wipe with feathers?
Stranger: that will probably tickle
You: YES BUT IT HURTS YOUR BUTT
You: ITS LIKE A PAPERCUT
Stranger: why?
Stranger: a feather is soft
Stranger: papercut, schmapercut
You: BUT WHEN A CHICKEN SEES YOUR SEXY BUTT, ITS FEATHERS GET SOFT
Stranger: I do not believe in paper
You: I MEAN HARD
Stranger: aha
You: AND IT CUTS
Stranger: you were distracted
Stranger: by my sexy butt
You: YES I WANT TO LICK IT
Stranger: it does not only happen with chickens
You: MY FEATHERS ARE GETTING HARD JUST BY LOOKING AT IT
Stranger: yes, feel free to lick my sexy butt
Stranger: you will have to lick around the poostains, though
You: THIS IS GOOD STUFF
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: I try to take care of it
Stranger: it's my only one, you know
You: YOU SHOULD ALSO TRY TO PUT METAL IN IT
Stranger: I lost my other butt
Stranger: metal should go 'to the pedal'
You: NO BECAUSE "METAL UP YOUR ASS"
Stranger: metal doesn't have any flippers, though, so how it is supposed to pedal, I don't know
You: ZOMG STFU
Stranger: metal up my ass
You: THAT ISNT TRUE
Stranger: then I will have to remove the chicken first, right?
You: NO JUST MAKE IT EAT THE METAL
Stranger: it has nested up there already
Stranger: so indirectly, I'm a mother
Stranger: or does that sound a bit complicated
You: PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND THEN IT WILL END UP IN THE CHICKENS MOUTH
Stranger: I do not have a womb, technically
You: I DONT CARE, CHANGE YOUR SEX
Stranger: my position of sex?
Stranger: I'm not having sex
Stranger: not right now, I mean
You: NO BECOMES ZE FEMALE
Stranger: later on I will go and have some sweaty sex
Stranger: although I am allergic to sweat
Stranger: it is not a pretty sight
You: BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE MINE :(
Stranger: therefore, I am only allowed to have sex in a powder dry room
You: LET'S DO IT RIGHT NOW
Stranger: wait... I have a nasty rash on one of my penises
Stranger: or is it penae?
Stranger: I always forget
Stranger: and it makes me laugh
Stranger: HAHAHA!
Stranger: like that
You: JUST YOU YOUR OTHER ONES
Stranger: out of my mouth, comes the laughter
You: USE
Stranger: I shall try to use my toes, otherwise
You: SHALL WE START
Stranger: then I can eat, while having intercourse
Stranger: I usually eat with my hands
Stranger: and you?
You: I USE MY BUTT
Stranger: butler?
Stranger: your butler
Stranger: cool
You: NO MY BUTT
You: MY BUNIONS
You: OK LETS START THIS ****
Stranger: now you want to ****?
Stranger: take a seat
Stranger: preferably on the toilet
You: INSERT YOUR TOES IN MY BUTT
Stranger: with the lid up
You: DO IT
Stranger: yes, yes
Stranger: here they come
Stranger: oh, your hole is very small
Stranger: and hairy
You: OR SHOULD WE GO 2GIRLS1CUP STYLE
Stranger: it tickels my toes
Stranger: I can't contain my laughter from tickling
You: EAT MY ****
Stranger: ah, no
Stranger: I just have new braces
You: **** YOU
Stranger: it's the truth
You: JUST EAT IT, JUST EAT IT
You: DONT WORRY ITS CLEAN
Stranger: I shall eat the chicken instead, ok?
Stranger: which brings us back to the beginning of this conversation
You: ITS ALREADY IN YOUR BUTT
Stranger: well, 'conversation'
Stranger: you are not paying attention
You: YOUR SO GOOD AT THIS
Stranger: it is out, it is also washed
You: FURTHER!
Stranger: why thank you
You: AH
Stranger: führer?
You: PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT BABY
Stranger: there is not limit
Stranger: if we may believe 2 Unlimited
Stranger: they are wise
You: WELL PUSH IT THE FARTHEST YOU CAN
Stranger: no no, no-no no no, no-no nono, no no
Stranger: there's no limit
Stranger: don't you know the song?
You: NOPE
You: HAVE YOU **** YET
You: I WANT TO EAT IT
Stranger: sometimes I feel ashamed
Stranger: the world becomes a dark place
You: I DONT CARE
Stranger: walls are closing in
Stranger: rose petals lose their colour
You: DO WHAT I SAY OR IMMA TAKE OUT THE WHIP
Stranger: talking about whips: I should really adjust my headrests in my car
Stranger: to avoid whiplash
Stranger: thank you for pointing it out
You: YOU SUCK
Stranger: well, you're always shouting
Stranger: why do you do that?
Stranger: low self esteem?
You: THATS THE POINT
Stranger: you must not have many friends

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Re: Omegle.com

Postby Scutch-Nukem » Sat Apr 04, 2009 3:02 pm

jrdnxxhero wrote:

Spoiler:Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: why say hi do i know u?
You: |-)
Stranger: thought so
Stranger: stranger
Stranger: u are a pedo
You: You're not supposed to know people here...
Stranger: trying to sneak into my panties
You: I'm 14...
You: are you serious.
You: /facepalm/
Stranger: ur reported
Stranger: omg
Stranger: reported
Stranger: fbi will be at ur home soon
Stranger: pedo pedo
You: you have to be crapping Razz
Stranger: u like little girls
You: Do you want to see my myspace?
You: I'm 14...
Stranger: lies
Stranger: ur not 14
Stranger: ur 40
You: http://www.myspace.com/wicked_cool776
Stranger: trying to get sex from little girls
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Holy crap, it was YOU my friend was talking to? That was hilarious.
If you can read this then you've gone too far.
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby jrdnxxhero » Sat Apr 04, 2009 3:34 pm

Scutch-Nukem wrote:
jrdnxxhero wrote:

Spoiler:Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: why say hi do i know u?
You: |-)
Stranger: thought so
Stranger: stranger
Stranger: u are a pedo
You: You're not supposed to know people here...
Stranger: trying to sneak into my panties
You: I'm 14...
You: are you serious.
You: /facepalm/
Stranger: ur reported
Stranger: omg
Stranger: reported
Stranger: fbi will be at ur home soon
Stranger: pedo pedo
You: you have to be crapping Razz
Stranger: u like little girls
You: Do you want to see my myspace?
You: I'm 14...
Stranger: lies
Stranger: ur not 14
Stranger: ur 40
You: http://www.myspace.com/wicked_cool776
Stranger: trying to get sex from little girls
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Holy crap, it was YOU my friend was talking to? That was hilarious.


ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!??? xD
I was laughing my ass off!

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Only if you're a virgin.
You: I want someone with no experience!
Stranger: estrupador
Stranger: oi
You: DAMNIT! NO EXPERIENCE I TELL YOU!
Stranger: caralho como
Stranger: tu e feio
Stranger: feio
You: OH ****!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ohai.
Stranger: hi
You: Do you liek dogs?
You: dogs like me.
You: I like dogs.
You: I get em up hard.
Stranger: great for youi
You: just like I shall do with you |-)
Stranger: HAHA you wish
You: *Calls 911* *Changes text on screen*
You: *Yells* Pedofile Alert!
You: Mommy!
You: Some dude wants to get me up my ass!
You: Are you a girl?
You: I'm not
You: Im a guy
You: guys have penis'
You: i like having a penis
Stranger: i am a girl
You: I ****
You: **** hard
You: i **** all night
You: im 11
Stranger: you wish
You: how old are you?
You: 11
You: i ****
Stranger: you really just are a virgin
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Omegle.com

Postby Gerinych » Sat Apr 04, 2009 3:39 pm

Italic text means it's a comment on the convo.

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: oiii
You: aiii
Stranger: live -Google translator delay...
You: wat
Stranger: live Brazil -another one...
You: no
Stranger: hum
Stranger: I yes
You: nice
Stranger: França?
You: no
Stranger: humm -hummmm
Stranger: I live in brazil -no ASCII rickroll, good sign
Stranger: and you
Stranger: ?
You: canada
Stranger: humm
Stranger: what is your name?
You: ferinych
You: *gerinych -that's right, my name is now Ferinych Gerinych.
Stranger: hum
Stranger: my name is Flor
You: thats nice
Stranger: you have to age? -what kind of a stupid question is that?
You: yeah pretty much
Stranger: quiz not say what their age -I think he/she just went Shakespearean
You: what
You: say it in portuguese
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 24 -according to my fake birth date I use for nosey websites
Stranger: hum tenho 16
You: cool
Stranger: you speak Portuguese
You: i know a bit of spanish
Stranger: legal -if it's a comment on the age difference, then, no, it's not.
Stranger: I get this God
kisses -wat.

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Re: Omegle.com

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