Spoiler:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: hello, welcome to mcdonalds. what can i do for you?
Stranger: f*ck off
(edited so as to avoid a full censor)
more to come. XD
edit: alright, finally got somebody to play along. :P
Spoiler:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello, and welcome to Burger King. Can I help you?
Stranger: yes, can i please have a big mac?
You: Alright, anything else with that?
Stranger: Yes, one animal semen shake please.
You: Ummm.... hmm. I don't think we sell those. We have soda though?
Stranger: what kind of soda?
You: Coke products.
Stranger: Ill have a Dr. Pibb then. please.
You: The dispensers are over there on the wall. *points to the wall*
You: Would you like a small, medium or large drink?
Stranger: Do you have a size in between large and small?
You: Medium.
Stranger: alright. ill take a large then.
You: Alright, anything else with that?
Stranger: hmm...do you have any of those things...whats it called....oh yea, the GAME?
You: Hmm. No, I think we just lost our supply, sorry. Anything else?
Stranger: Nope. May i speak to your manager, though, please?
You: Sorry, he's not here right now. There is a customer service phone number on the receipt though. Of course, you have to finish ordering before you get the receipt.
Stranger: Alright,. That is all then.
You: Alright, here's your cup and here's directions to McDonald's for that big mac you wanted. That'll be $3 please.
Stranger: *hands over $3*
You: *pushes some buttons on the register and hands you a receipt* Here you are, have a nice day.
Stranger: Thank you. may i ask you a personal question?
You: You may ask, but I can't guarantee I will answer.
Stranger: Alright. Which *Chan do you hail from?
You: That would be the non-existant *Chan.
You: I hail from your local Burger King. :D
You: The closest thing to a *Chan i hail from is the FoF-FF.
Stranger: ah, i see
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
fishie... come back!!!! 
