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Postby jake2k3 » Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:22 pm

crazy.neo wrote:24 - Beverly Hills Cop (You go, girl! :D )

29) Axel F (the crazy frog version *shudder)
30) Farming Equipment
31) A cow-tapult (Cow + Catapult = Catapult that launches cows :p)
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Postby Phil » Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:02 pm

DO NOT GRAB A CHAINSAW! Chainsaw's would be a terrible choice, revving it up is pretty much a dinner bell for zombies(i think it says that in the book), also grab a silenced weapon. My friend is writing a speech about this, thats how i know those to items, kinda a coincidence this came up.
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Postby yogsothoth » Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:11 pm

crazy.neo wrote:22 - Hide under the bed (I actually never saw a zombie bending)

In some of the Resident Evil's, zombies crawl out from under the bed.
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Postby Scutch-Nukem » Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:16 pm

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el nini wrote:Shaun of the Dead much? :p

....and wait 'till this all blows over. *wink*

Yeah, but when can I smoke?
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Postby tibiazak » Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:21 pm

how about a shotgun? that's the staple from the RE games.
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Postby crazy.neo » Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:40 pm

32 - Kill them by cellphone radiation
33 - Make them find the Triforce
34 - Make them view that Pokemon episode that made people faint and foam off the mouth (urban legend?)
35 - Use Panda Antivirus
36 - Install a firewall
37 - Call Neo (255-760-BITE-ME)
38 - Bust the cap in yo' ass!
39 - Awww... Wingardium Leviosa?
40 - Make Bush invade Zombieland, therefor killing the green cocoons from wich the zombies/aliens/Bush Itself come crawling out
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Postby yogsothoth » Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:44 pm

crazy.neo wrote:34 - Make them view that Pokemon episode that made people faint and foam off the mouth (urban legend?)

Truth! The Pokèmon seizure episode.
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Search it on YouTube.
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Postby jake2k3 » Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:49 pm

41) Send 'em back to the "Summer of Love" '60s. Trust me, the zombies won't be killing people anymore; you'll be dealing with some kind of crazy new outbreak :;):.
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Postby Clayman » Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:38 pm

42) Get yourself a Hitchhiker`s Guide to the Galaxy and don`t panic.
I mean, what else could occupy the line 42? :)
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Postby gebbss » Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:11 pm

43. you forgot the towel ;)
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Postby Scutch-Nukem » Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:15 pm

44. If there is anything on this ship larger than my ego, I want it caught and shot right now. :)
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Postby Elogotar » Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:33 pm

Oh man, I've got both The Zombie Survival Handguide and his other book World War Z (which is supposedly being turned into a move). A couple of my freinds and I have actually managed to waste hours just talking about how we'd escape this situation (not that its even possible). We're going up into the Rocky mountains. Between the cold and the steep climb to get to our position, we'd have a minimal chance of encountering the undead.
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Postby Clayman » Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:51 pm

44. If there is anything on this ship larger than my ego, I want it caught and shot right now.

Don`t know if zombies have ego, but you could shoot them anyway:)

45.A baseball bat. So we can "Beat on the Zombies" The Ramones style
46.A pie. Everyone loves a pie, how can a zombie turn this down?
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Postby tibiazak » Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:12 pm

47. how about a giant defective clay robot and an idiot to pilot it?
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Postby Clayman » Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:34 pm

How about feeding zombies with tibi-azak`s so they`ll starve due to the lack of sense?
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