make your adventure

[crazy.neo]

A) I guess...
After shooting the moth, you realize that it was in fact the latest Justin-****** video and you just shot you 20 meters plasma tv screen... You:
A) Hide the reamins under the rug
B) Say it wasn't you to your mom
C) Tell Sony you TV has a defect for 1 year, but you just noticed it right now
D) Curse Timberlake and go on a journey to kill him in the glory of fallen heroes...

[kpChadR08]

D.

A) You kill him successfully
B) A
C) B
D) C

[UR2die2day]

C. While doing this you
A. Steal all the ps3 software to upgrade the wii60
B. Fap on ps3s
C. Steal a PS3

[crazy.neo]

C. Steal a PS3

After stealing it, you decide to sacrifice it for Kurt Cobain... The popo appears:

A) Say you´re a satani
B) Say you're KKK
C) Say you know Homer Simpson
D) Say you have a godfather...

[kpChadR08]

C.

A) Hi
B) Hello
C) Sup
D) Wazzup

[crazy.neo]

D) Wazzup

However, they think you're that killer from Scray Movie 1, and send you to jail again... What to do?
A) Bribe
B) Michael Scofield
C) Big Bertha
D) Paris Hilton
E) Dig Hole
F) Suicide (again!) and go to Purgatory...

[yogsothoth]

F) Suicide (again!) and go to Purgatory...

You end up in heaven this time. God can't seem to revive himself like Jesus could but he's trying damnit!
Jesus is sitting down watching School Of Rock. When the movies over he stands up and says "That was the worst piece of **** movie I've ever seen!"
You.

A) Beat the **** out of him.
B) A, only ten times more brutal and possibly with Mjolnir
C) Remember your mission to see Jack Black
D) B, only fifteen times harder and more brutal and with Mjolnir and satan's pitchfork.
E) A, then C, then B, then walk away for about 3 minutes, then D.

[kpChadR08]

B.

God finally becomes revived and sees that you beat the crap out of his son.
God:

A) Beats the crap outta you
B) Starts singing
C) Goes down to hell to get help from Satan

You then:

A) Run
B) Scream
C) Yelp
D) Fap


[2 parter, awesome].

[Gerinych]

A, then C

And now God:
A) Kills you
B) Kills Satan
C) Kills Stan
D) Kills Kenny

[yogsothoth]

D) Kills Kenny

Then you

A) Remember your mission to see Black Jack
B) Take the elevator that you never saw before so you can go back to earth.
C) Try to kill yourself
D) Shoot God.

[Bondo]

B

but then god twists the elevator and makes it go right into his mouth and he eats you, but he forgot to chew

you then
A) fart to make him throw up
B) Fap to make him throw up
C) wait till he poops
D) call Ms. Frizzle and the magic school bus

Can someone summarize whats happened in this story? it would make an epic book

[yogsothoth]

D) call Ms. Frizzle and the magic school bus

Ms. Frizzle gets pissed because people keep asking her "Is this the magic school bus?" so she sues the **** out of you. Now you're stuck inside God and you have no money. You

A) Fart to make him throw up
B) Fap to make him throw up
C) Wait 'til he poops
D) Kill yourself

[crazy.neo]

D) Kill yourself

But then, you realize that,because you're inside his bodie, your soul can't get out... Do you:

A) Search for a way in his intestinal cavities (gross!)
B) Make a pool of blood that then becomes acid and then escape
C) Call House and tell him ****
D) Wonder why is all this **** happening to you

[RussischerZar]

You D) Wonder why is all this **** happening to you

You come to the conclusion that the reason is:

A) you're a sick f***
B) it's a test of faith
C) the matrix has you
D) oh my god, they killed kenny! (you bastards!)
E) the butterfly effect

[kpChadR08]

A & D.

You then:

A) Kill Your soul, WTF!!!
B) Call Criss Angel to magically get you out, and then revive you
C) What the Eff David Blaine!!!