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[Rapt0r]

Moar like joke older than porn.

[RaianTheFallen]

Eh. I still lol'd.

It was perfectly executed, that's what makes it epic.

[Rapt0r]

Perfectly executing a joke that is easy to pull off isn't too great.

[mitch951]

Eh. I still lol'd.

It was perfectly executed, that's what makes it epic.

I didn't put any effort into the execution whatsoever. It was meant for trolling purposes, not lulz. I guess the kiddies got a good laugh out of it.

[code62k]

A few days ago my friend asked me if the Beastie Boys were thrash metal...
Me:

[Rapt0r]

A few days ago my friend asked me if the Beastie Boys were thrash metal...
Me:

But they are!

[Rapt0r]

I consider them to be ****. Does that make it emo or nu-metal?

I lov eyou.

[1337buddha]

I found a cure for Swine Flu.



I bet the next virus will be Salmonella Fitzgerald.

[Wintersbane08]

"Hey guys, I need an effects pedal for my kit."

Found this in a drummer chat forum. Thought it was pretty funny.

[MarvinPA]

I really don't see the point, but hey. Throw some cash at the devs, see what happens.

Drunken programmers wreak havoc boarding a plane to Ibiza?

Exactly.

iloled

[RaianTheFallen]

[strike]Edward Cullen[/strike] Sparkly ****: The vampire of Bella's affection, he is at least a hundred years old and is a vegetarian vampire and a good guy since he abstains from eating humans, but pet owners watch out! He could be eating your cat as you are reading this! There is no moment where he isn't in complete control of Bella. When it comes to her, he is unyielding and possessive and not hesitant to have a bite of anyone else who considers doing her, including Jacob Black. What fans of Twilight seemingly fail to realize is that such qualities (overbearing possessiveness, watching Bella while she sleeps and so on) are more often found in sex offenders than the perfect man. Such things can apparently be ignored/forgiven when love is supposedly involved. Edward can also read people's minds, a skill he frequently uses to cheat on game shows. However, he can't read Bella's mind, because she is special and unique like a pretty snowflake. However, it is revealed in Breaking Dawn that Edward can't read Bella's mind because, in all actuality, she has no brain waves and/or thoughts. Yeah, she's that kind of special.

I lol'd.

[Jama7301]

I like my coffee how I like my women: stuffed in a sack and trafficked across the Andes on the back of a llama.

I laughed.

[Rapt0r]

I xD at edward.

[Belisario93]

he IS fairly terrifying... like if the T-Rex in Jurassic Park was at your house on your couch and you walked in and he had his hands all over your mum and turned around and said "what?" and then the Velocorapters walk in out of the kitchen and one is like "you ready for a Dino burg...." and they both look up and see you and drop some lubricant and then you all look around awkwardly for a while until your mum runs to her room and comes out in a towel and while you wait the t-rex trys to make conversation about your grades like he's becoming your stepdad or something...





THATS Albelgim...

funny as hell XD

[code62k]

From a YouTube video:
"Farore's Pearl- 192 rupees
Statue- 46 rupees
Link's scream- Priceless
There are some things rupees can't buy, for everything else, there's Master Sword"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQn5bcs23M4