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[Kermit4Prez]

When I said on YouTube something about Blondie, I forget what, someone replied and said,

i was born in 79
she would have got it but i was still crapping myself
now she is probably crapping herself ,id still do her poop shoot

I didn't even say anything about her "getting something". I was really freaked out...

[BSRaven]

This being just now, after decorating (bearing in mind my mother, MamaRaven, is a midget):

MamaRaven: You jammy git.
BSR: What've I done now?
MamaRaven: You can paint the ceiling without a ladder.
BSR: What's so jammy about that?
MamaRaven: I always need a ladder!
BSR: ...True, but you've always been biscuit-sized.
MamaRaven: Biscuit-sized? Are you trying to imply that I'm a gin--
BSR: *interrupt* SHORTCAKE!

[lsapg09]

Me and Marv on MSN:


I say:

OMG, Best Day Evar!
I say:

My School District is Closed
Marv "We're the Konks, and we don't care!" says:

Huh?
I say:

SNOW!!!
I say:

Hey Oh!!
I say:

lol
Marv "We're the Konks, and we don't care!" says:

Lol
I say:

My School is Open, but I get out cause the District I live in is Closed
Marv "We're the Konks, and we don't care!" says:

Lol
I say:

on the day that My GHWT Arrives
Marv "We're the Konks, and we don't care!" says:

I say:

My Dad Says: "Man we need to do Something about this Global Warming"
Marv "We're the Konks, and we don't care!" says:

Gobal warming can lead to snow
I say:

and 20 Degree weather
I say:

lol
I say:

Al Gore: "I INVENTED THE INTERNET"
Marv "We're the Konks, and we don't care!" says:

Lol Al Gore

[Maartah]

please make it understandable, as in
I say:
He sais:

or something. And it didn't copy the smilies, so you might want to fill them in aswell ^.-

[crazy.neo]

You should be ashamed Marvin.

[gebbss]

I kinda lol'd when I read what had happened while I was gone.

[17:15] <gebbss> great fun anyways
[17:15] <gebbss> pancakes! brb!
[17:15] * gebbss is now known as gebbss_away
[17:15] <+Tibiazak> hehehe
[17:17] * +Tibiazak np: KOTOKO - Oboetete Ii Yo
[17:18] <Marv-SAMP> Sounds Weeabooish
[17:18] <+Tibiazak> ...
[17:18] * +Tibiazak kicks marv
[17:18] <Marv-SAMP> Only ops can do that!
[17:18] <+Tibiazak> ops and timebombs
[17:18] <+Tibiazak> timebomb Marv-SAMP
[17:18] <Marv-SAMP> ---> SAMP
[17:18] * @xbox_away straps 15 sticks of TNT to Marv-SAMP's body. The display reads [11] seconds.
[17:18] <@xbox_away> Diffuse the timer by cutting the correct wire. There are 9 wires. They are Red Orange Grey Brown Green Beige Pink Indigo and White.
[17:18] * Marv-SAMP uses his leave room commnd
[17:18] * Marv-SAMP ([email protected]) has left #FOF-FF
[17:18] <@xbox_away> tic... tic... tic...
[17:18] <+Tibiazak> DARNIT!
[17:18] <+Tibiazak> >.<
[17:20] <+Tibiazak> bbl
[17:20] * Tibiazak is now known as Tibi-gone
[17:24] * gebbss_away is now known as gebbss
[17:24] <gebbss> mmmm... pancake!

[BSRaven]

My pride in being finnish just got a massive kick in the groins.

You have more than one? Wow, I guess the rumours were true

[omfgdrphl]

<OMFGDRPHL> So what's a pikachu based on?
<Nobby76-Away> a shoe!
<hed1s> backpack!
<Tibi-CSS> a rat that chewed on a power cord!

[MarvinPA]

Why should I be ashamed? I guess it's because I talk to Lspag.

hahahahahahahah that is joke

Where's mmsven when we need him?

[XJay]

I found this hilarious

I was going to be a communist. But Obama stole my costume.

*runs off shouting Pro-Life*

[MarvinPA]

Boss Battles to do:

Tom Morello
Slash
Lou the Devil
Ted Nugent
Zakk Wylde
Music Law

Arr... can't pass it.

Lol

[omfgdrphl]

<Scutch-Nukem> Wow, chatroom is full to bursting today
<OMFGDRPHL> yeah
<OMFGDRPHL> Just listening to some children of bodom
<Scutch-Nukem> *KABLAM*
<Scutch-Nukem> im listening to some Megadeth
<MarvinPA> Megadeth! \,,/
<MarvinPA> HIGHFIVE"
* Scutch-Nukem attempts to high five MarvinPA but ends up smacking Kenny` in the face
* OMFGDRPHL smacks kenny also
* MarvinPA giggles
* Kenny` takes a knife and stabs OMFGDRPHL
* OMFGDRPHL hands scutch a baseball bat
<Kenny`> ....
<Kenny`> :\
* OMFGDRPHL smiles
* Kenny` takes a safety pin and stabs Scutch-Nukem repeatedly
<Scutch-Nukem> OW! It's supposed to be a SAFETY PEN!
* MarvinPA picks up his bass like a baseball bat. Then relises how precious it is and hugs it
* Scutch-Nukem dies
* Scutch-Nukem is now known as Ultra-Scutch
* Ultra-Scutch has entered the battle
* Kenny` is now known as Ultraultrask
<Ultraultrask> ..
* Ultraultrask is now known as Kenny`
<Ultra-Scutch> xD
<Ultra-Scutch> I are winrar by a knockout!

IRC is win.

[arfn24]

From wikipedia:

If radionuclides are released into the environment, through accident, poor disposal, or other means, they can potentially cause harmful effects of radioactive contamination. They can also cause damage if they are excessively used during treatment or in other ways applied to living beings. This is called radiation poisoning. Radionuclides can also cause malfunction of electrical devices such as the one you are now using. unless you're reading this in the newspaper, which is just goddamn weird.

[GeneralGilliam24]

Not technically in this forum but...

You hereby grant Activision a royalty free, irreversible, sub-licensable and non-exclusive perpetual license throughout the universe for use in any and all media whether now known or hereafter....

[MarvinPA]

<MarvinPA> Azzco: What did you set for the jump button?
* MOEPOOOR1111 has quit (Quit)
<azzco> In doom?
<MarvinPA> Yes
<azzco> space. :P
<MarvinPA> What did you set use as then?
<azzco> e
<nwru_work> pfft, jumping in doom
<azzco> I used to be a arrow key player before and had jump on right click, and use on enter but a few months ago I converted to WASD
<azzco> Yeah jumping in doom is weird
<azzco> Crouching is even weirder
<azzco> But nothing beats the crouch and run. :O
<nwru_work> next thing you know, you'll be aiming up and down!
* raaph has quit (Read error: Operation timed out)
<azzco> Not if you're named raaph
<azzco> He's a map walker you know
<MarvinPA> Good one 'Ru