who would win? - read before you say oh no not another 1

NickGreen91 · Postby **NickGreen91** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:47 pm

Chuck Norris would own them all!
jk

Jurgen is still my main man,
Mr. Gutenswatzenhaffenstassen.

Lets see Lou beat some songs without Satanic powers and fancy guitars.

Jurgen uses a keyboard and still rules.

yogsothoth · Postby **yogsothoth** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:52 pm

Came to a conclusion and decided on this.
Lou = God Of Rock < Jurgen

jake2k3 · Postby **jake2k3** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:37 pm

Jurgen and Lou would be 100%'ing a pro face-off of TtFaF as usual, until Lou realises that he forgot to take his heartburn medication that morning and goes into 90% of a catatonic state. The 10% of him that is still functioning is his left eye and 8 out of 10 of his fingers, still in place. Jurgen takes full advantage of this situation, and while using his right arm to both strum and work the frets, he places a small cloth over Lou's functioning eye. Little does he know, Lou actually has the song memorized note for note and they both continue to 100% the song. The end of Sam's solo is coming up, and Jurgen has to think of something quick or else the game will end up in a gridlocked tie. He had the perfect idea.

Fart on Lou's face.

Jurgen wins.
~Jake2k3

warhol · Postby **warhol** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:40 pm

Lou's nose either doesn't function, or doesn't have one

yogsothoth · Postby **yogsothoth** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 12:29 am

Jurgen steals the guitar from Lou with the arm he isn't using to strum and push notes and smashes the guitar on Lou's head.

NickGreen91 · Postby **NickGreen91** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 12:48 am

yogsothoth wrote:Jurgen steals the guitar from Lou with the arm he isn't using to strum and push notes and smashes the guitar on Lou's head.

LMAO.

warhol · Postby **warhol** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 3:16 am

Lou is like Cyclops, his shades prevent him from shooting rays. Thankfully, they fall of and he ends up stunning Jurgen with dazzling colours(Jurgen doesn't die).

The battle ends 100% to 99.99%

dadudemandude · Postby **dadudemandude** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:45 am

A tough solo is comming up (Four billion notes per second) and Jurgen is playing it SO fast that Lou's head blows up (Fatality!)

I voted Jurgen.

XxRobbieChaosxX · Postby **XxRobbieChaosxX** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 12:18 pm

Well...
Jurgen because his name is much more awesome :]

Postby **wolferacing** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 1:21 pm

how did this get turned into a story game..

anyway when lou's head explodes it sends toxic liquids all over jurgen and his keyboard. jurgens keyboard melts and is unplayable. Even though lou has his head on the floor his possessed guitar still plays.

Thats right... lou wins.

dadudemandude · Postby **dadudemandude** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 1:33 pm

If that toxic liquid can melt Jurgen's keyboard, then why not Lou's own guitar as well :p

Postby **wolferacing** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 2:20 pm

Because lou's guitar is made of the toxic stuff.

NickGreen91 · Postby **NickGreen91** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 9:05 pm

you know what i think...

end of story.
yes this was taken from when Jurgen whooped "Devil May Fry", the only thing left was a carcass of a red colored man with horns.

darkmazter · Postby **darkmazter** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:58 pm

Jurgen, you've just met your new god(?) little girl

BSRaven · Postby **BSRaven** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:53 pm

NickGreen91 wrote:you know what i think...

end of story.
yes this was taken from when Jurgen whooped "Devil May Fry", the only thing left was a carcass of a red colored man with horns.

Haha, Pick of Destiny reference!

Wrong Guntherblahblahblah though. That's Jurgen's twin brother, Jurgan. Jurgen looks the same, but he uses a PC keyboard.

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